VERY Witty, Liam! (Humor AND a social statement--I love it!) :)
However, buddy, I think we all need to chip in and buy you a dictionary:
STRAIGHT guys and BROADWAY.
But what the heck, Tennessee Williams couldn't spell either! :)
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."