Dollypop was admitted to the Iguana Home for Mentally Deranged Actors last night. He was found ascending a marble staircase wearing an elegant red Freddy Wittop gown. He thinks he is Carol Channing. Unfortunately the only treatment is very severe and is classified as cruel and unusual punished by the American Psychiatric Association. It involves being locked in a room to watch the film version of Hello Dolly! with Barbra Streisand for 100 hours.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.