White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

#1

White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/29/05 at 10:11am

Remember on Friends when Monica screams, "There is no such thing as FAT FREE MAYO!!!" That's kind of the reaction I have when people go on about White Chocolate.
What are your "Fat Free Mayo"s?

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#2

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/29/05 at 10:17am

Anything that is "fat free" with lots of sugar. I.e., licorice.

Fine, it goes in fat free, but unless you have a way to burn all of that damn sugar, it is still going right to your ass and thighs.

#3

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/29/05 at 10:54am

Carbohydrate free milk/bacon etc...

OF COURSE THEY'RE CARBOHYDRATE/GLUTEN FREE!!!

#4

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/29/05 at 10:55am

Lindt White Chocolate Truffles. And Pizza. PIZZA has NO fat. At all.

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#5

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/29/05 at 12:04pm

The Low Carb bagels. I mean, how low carb can it be? If you are going low carb, you are not eating bagels.

And this new "ZERO TRANS FAT" ad. They put it on Doritos, for christ's sake. Yep, they are healthy now.

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#6

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/29/05 at 12:14pm

PR people that read off-topic message boards to make business decisions.

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#7

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/29/05 at 5:51pm

Oh, Sueleeeeeeeeen...yr PalJoey's got a SURPRIIIIIISE for you...



A WHITE CHOCOLATE RENDITION OF MICHELANGELO'S PIETA !!!!

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Updated On: 10/29/05 at 05:51 PM

#8

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/29/05 at 5:56pm

That is really just divine.

#9

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/29/05 at 8:18pm

Non-alcoholic beer. Or for that matter, decaf.

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Updated On: 10/29/05 at 08:18 PM

#10

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/29/05 at 8:20pm

Ordering a big mac meal with diet coke.

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#11

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/29/05 at 8:23pm

Yeah. Or rum and diet coke.

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#12

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/29/05 at 8:59pm

But I don't like regular Coke!

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#13

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/29/05 at 9:27pm

I'm with Rath on that one... Diet Coke just tastes better.

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#14

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/30/05 at 1:24am

rath, please stay on topic!!

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#15

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/30/05 at 1:45am

Is this anything like my belief that each glass of wine equates to one daily serving of fruit?

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#16

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/30/05 at 2:29am

And, when you are sick a nice glass of wine is good, because alchohol does kill germs.

#17

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:41am

caffine-free soda of all kinds.....half the point of drinking soda is getting that caffine buzz

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#18

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/30/05 at 1:00pm

Oh, Pal Joey, all I can say to that picture is, SWEEEEET JESUS!!!!"

I just thought of another one: Dry Heaves! What are they all about?

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#19

re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

Posted: 10/30/05 at 1:22pm

Or dry humping, for that matter.

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