White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
#0White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/29/05 at 10:11am
Remember on Friends when Monica screams, "There is no such thing as FAT FREE MAYO!!!" That's kind of the reaction I have when people go on about White Chocolate.
What are your "Fat Free Mayo"s?
#1re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/29/05 at 10:17am
Anything that is "fat free" with lots of sugar. I.e., licorice.
Fine, it goes in fat free, but unless you have a way to burn all of that damn sugar, it is still going right to your ass and thighs.
#2re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/29/05 at 10:54am
Carbohydrate free milk/bacon etc...
OF COURSE THEY'RE CARBOHYDRATE/GLUTEN FREE!!!
#3re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/29/05 at 10:55amLindt White Chocolate Truffles. And Pizza. PIZZA has NO fat. At all.
#4re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/29/05 at 12:04pm
The Low Carb bagels. I mean, how low carb can it be? If you are going low carb, you are not eating bagels.
And this new "ZERO TRANS FAT" ad. They put it on Doritos, for christ's sake. Yep, they are healthy now.
#5re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/29/05 at 12:14pmPR people that read off-topic message boards to make business decisions.
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#6re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/29/05 at 5:51pm
Oh, Sueleeeeeeeeen...yr PalJoey's got a SURPRIIIIIISE for you...
A WHITE CHOCOLATE RENDITION OF MICHELANGELO'S PIETA !!!!
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#8re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/29/05 at 8:18pm
Non-alcoholic beer. Or for that matter, decaf.
#9re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/29/05 at 8:20pmOrdering a big mac meal with diet coke.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#10re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/29/05 at 8:23pmYeah. Or rum and diet coke.
#11re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/29/05 at 8:59pmBut I don't like regular Coke!
#12re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/29/05 at 9:27pmI'm with Rath on that one... Diet Coke just tastes better.
#13re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/30/05 at 1:24amrath, please stay on topic!!
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#14re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/30/05 at 1:45amIs this anything like my belief that each glass of wine equates to one daily serving of fruit?
#15re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/30/05 at 2:29amAnd, when you are sick a nice glass of wine is good, because alchohol does kill germs.
#16re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:41amcaffine-free soda of all kinds.....half the point of drinking soda is getting that caffine buzz
#17re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/30/05 at 1:00pm
Oh, Pal Joey, all I can say to that picture is, SWEEEEET JESUS!!!!"
I just thought of another one: Dry Heaves! What are they all about?
#18re: White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo
Posted: 10/30/05 at 1:22pmOr dry humping, for that matter.
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