White Chocolate/Fat Free Mayo

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 10/29/05 at 10:11am

Remember on Friends when Monica screams, "There is no such thing as FAT FREE MAYO!!!" That's kind of the reaction I have when people go on about White Chocolate.
What are your "Fat Free Mayo"s?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 10/29/05 at 10:17am

Anything that is "fat free" with lots of sugar. I.e., licorice.

Fine, it goes in fat free, but unless you have a way to burn all of that damn sugar, it is still going right to your ass and thighs.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 10/29/05 at 10:54am

Carbohydrate free milk/bacon etc...

OF COURSE THEY'RE CARBOHYDRATE/GLUTEN FREE!!!

[SallyBrown]

Posted: 10/29/05 at 10:55am

Lindt White Chocolate Truffles. And Pizza. PIZZA has NO fat. At all.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 10/29/05 at 12:04pm

The Low Carb bagels. I mean, how low carb can it be? If you are going low carb, you are not eating bagels.

And this new "ZERO TRANS FAT" ad. They put it on Doritos, for christ's sake. Yep, they are healthy now.

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/29/05 at 12:14pm

PR people that read off-topic message boards to make business decisions.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 10/29/05 at 5:51pm

Oh, Sueleeeeeeeeen...yr PalJoey's got a SURPRIIIIIISE for you...



A WHITE CHOCOLATE RENDITION OF MICHELANGELO'S PIETA !!!!

Updated On: 10/29/05 at 05:51 PM

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 10/29/05 at 5:56pm

That is really just divine.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 10/29/05 at 8:18pm

Non-alcoholic beer. Or for that matter, decaf.

Updated On: 10/29/05 at 08:18 PM

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 10/29/05 at 8:20pm

Ordering a big mac meal with diet coke.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 10/29/05 at 8:23pm

Yeah. Or rum and diet coke.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 10/29/05 at 8:59pm

But I don't like regular Coke!

[CostumeMistress]

Posted: 10/29/05 at 9:27pm

I'm with Rath on that one... Diet Coke just tastes better.

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 1:24am

rath, please stay on topic!!

[etoile]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 1:45am

Is this anything like my belief that each glass of wine equates to one daily serving of fruit?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 2:29am

And, when you are sick a nice glass of wine is good, because alchohol does kill germs.

[ashbash6819]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:41am

caffine-free soda of all kinds.....half the point of drinking soda is getting that caffine buzz

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 1:00pm

Oh, Pal Joey, all I can say to that picture is, SWEEEEET JESUS!!!!"

I just thought of another one: Dry Heaves! What are they all about?

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 1:22pm

Or dry humping, for that matter.