Whitney Houston Has No Teeth

[MargoChanning]

Posted: 9/30/05 at 12:05pm

OK, I got this emailed to me this morning from popbitch.com (the UK gossip site) and I know it's probably not true -- though crackheads often lose their teeth -- but the very thought of it made me chuckle so I thought I'd post it anyway:


Whitney Houston was brought to the South of
France a fortnight ago to perform at a big
party for a Russian billionaire, along with
Christina Aguilera and Enrique Iglesias.

Two hours before the concert was due to
start, Whitney's people called the party
organisers. There was a problem. Whitney
wouldn't be able to sing... because all
her teeth had just fallen out.

Cue frantic dash to find a discreet private
dentist to make up a serviceable set of
false teeth so the gig could go ahead.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/30/05 at 12:07pm

ALL AT ONCE??? *song cue*

[theaternut]

Posted: 9/30/05 at 12:08pm

I am sure her teeth are long "Cystalized".

[Elphaba]

Posted: 9/30/05 at 12:22pm

snopes.com is your friend!~

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 9/30/05 at 12:22pm

"...or as I like to call her...Cracky!"
Kathy Griffin