This is just cruel. How can you cuddle up to a wood teddy bear?
"There’s nothing to fear from a Wood Bear (1951) who has a snub nose and round tummy. Kay Bojesen’s wooden animals, with their gentle expressions and round, durable bodies, have won the hearts of children and adults worldwide for more than half a century."
Wood Bear
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)