reba macentire...
i'd make her put on a skin tight red sequined number and sing "fancy" for me. :)
seriously, i think i'd choose anjelina jolie, but she'd have to take a very thorough shower first. after all, i am still one re-incarnation away from being a lesbian.
Ocean Breeze soap. It's just like taking an ocean cruise only there's no boat and you don't go anywhere.