Who has a straight relative?
Over_the_Moon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
#0Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:44pmI have a bunch of straight cousins... and straight parents... and there's speculation about me
#1re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:46pm
My Dad is straight.
My brother is straight.
My sister might be bi.
My mother was gay.
#2re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:46pm
Ummm...me?
Wait why am I questioning this? lol yes actually all my relatives are straight.......*is confused*
#3re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:47pm
you poor thing. how droll. how are you coping? when did you first realize you were straight? do your friends know? when did you "go in" to your parents? i feel bad for you. you have to live a life where everyone teases you or assumes you are gay.
if you date someone do you call them your boyfriend? how pedestrian!
PED
#4re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:51pmover the moon - oh very funny. Ha ha! You sure got me.
#5re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:55pmI have several. But we don't talk about them in polite company.
#6re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:56pmfalsetto, that is great! i was just about to write the same thing!
PED
#7re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:00pm
And kudos to you for admitting it Robbo. The more of us that confess to the shame of being related to those crazy heteros, the more their "lifestyle choices" might be one day accepted.
And for a random thought, I need a BWW nickname.
Over_the_Moon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
#8re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:00pmI'm just F*CKing hilarious, aren't I
#9re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:03pmfalsetto sounds like a cool villian a la poison ivy!
PED
#10re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:06pm
That's the best comparison I've ever heard in my life!
Makes me sound way more exciting than I am.
You are funny btw, Moon. You've inspired me, I'm coming out.
I admit it...I'm straight. Go ahead and judge me!
Over_the_Moon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
#11re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:09pm
I'm very proud of you, Falsetto...
Alas, I'm still "sexual preference: unknown"
#12re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:11pmMy parents disowned and disinherited me when they found out I was straight...
#13re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:12pmI don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#14re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:12pmlaugh it up while you can, you f-in breeders!! you're gonna go straight to heaven do you hear me!! straight to heaven!!
PED
#15re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:15pmDon't blame me, buddy; blame genetics. I can't change who I was born to be.
Over_the_Moon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
#16re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:15pmOh lord, Dreamer, that was great
#17re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:28pmmeffie, you are SOOOO gay.
#19re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/2/05 at 2:25ami think my uncle is but nobody talks about it :-/
#20re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/2/05 at 2:45amMy twin brother came out to me today, I just cant believe it! I thought playing with barbies with me when we were younger would totally help him be gay, but, alas, he prefers barbie over ken. no wonder he was always taking off barbie's clothes. hmm
#22re: Who has a straight relative?
Posted: 7/2/05 at 12:07pmi think im straight. i also have some questions about my cousin.
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