I thought I was going. I'm driving into the city anyway to bring my little sister back to school and we're seeing [title of show] at five. Silly me, I thought we would go in a little early and walk around the flea market. Apparently my sister doesn't like that idea and therefore we aren't going. Hmmm . . . I'm the older sister. I'm driving her in. Yet I'm doing what she wants, as usual. How unfair is that?

And of course if she reads this she'll be mad but its the truth!
"I wrote a book: "How to Be Popular". Now I've put together a top ten list of how to help you:
-Elphie, everyday... shower. I mean, who knows? Maybe some of that green is gonna come off!
-Deodorant Elphie. No body likes a stinky witch!
-I think we've covered the hair, we'll get to that.
-Clean underclothes. That's all I'm gonna say.
-Look at your posture. That's no way to be popular!
-Bed made, room straightened. We've done that.
-Colors blended. Oookay.
-But the most important thing to have, to make yourself popular, is to keep your beautiful smile."
~Kristin Chenoweth in her last performance of the song "Popular"