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#276

re: Who needs a MOJITO time? ( REHAB- NOT! )

Now, now! Play nice with the other kids...
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#280

re: Who needs a MOJITO time? ( REHAB- NOT! )

Ah! Sweet mystery of life...
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#281

re: Who needs a MOJITO time? ( REHAB- NOT! )

Highly inappropriate!

If it ends in a ZERO, the festivities may last thirteen months, as you witnessed from my Ruby Jubilee, otherwise known as my Rubilee, if it ends in a FIVE, it is noticed and celebrated for forty days (five days on either end of a month, roughly)

In your case, being a "non -5 or -0" age, you must limit your festivities to ten days (two weekends with a week in between).

You have used it all up, pup...

Sorry littler bro, I have to deny you any further birthday celebrations. If the mysterious stranger hadn't taken you out for your birthday last week, you could have counted THIS week, but alas, you play loose and free with the rules.

Uncle Fido has spoken (and IS wearing a belt!)
Tio, kio okazus Vankuvere, restus Vankuvere. Urbo Vankuvero atendas.... (What happens in Vancouver, stays in Vancouver .. Vancouver awaits....)
#283

re: Who needs a MOJITO time? ( REHAB- NOT! )

Yadda yadda yadda yadda... I've already surpassed that week thing... why stop now?
Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#284

re: Who needs a MOJITO time? ( REHAB- NOT! )

EXCELLENT question...!!!

Class, are you all listening?

This is EXACTLY why the ZERO and FIVE rule exists. If you make a HUGE deal of your 21st Birthday, you will immediately damage your veracity with all of the bartenders in town who've been serving you long before that birthday... It's best to save the BIG celebration for (yes, you guessed it) 25, by when most bartenders will have forgotten exactly when they first met you and then blast the nails out of the joints on your 30th ... the world will then be quite right and in its proper spin :)
Tio, kio okazus Vankuvere, restus Vankuvere. Urbo Vankuvero atendas.... (What happens in Vancouver, stays in Vancouver .. Vancouver awaits....)
#293

re: Who needs a MOJITO time? ( REHAB- NOT! )

did you????????????????????????
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)
#296

re: Who needs a MOJITO time? ( REHAB- NOT! )

sigh

i was hoping sigh
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)
#298

re: Who needs a MOJITO time? ( REHAB- NOT! )

Hmm. Let's hope it's not the 10 year old.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
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