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#1001

525,600 minutes!

haha, it's not though.. I couldnt find a gaelic translation.. 525,600 minutes! So I settled for this..

I lightened them and they still look bad..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1002

525,600 minutes!

Oh, My, Goodness! This is crazy!
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#1003

525,600 minutes!

Hopefully nothing I did this week can get me extradited to serve time in Twin Rivers Prison! 525,600 minutes!

And DD, what do you mean by "former"??
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1004

525,600 minutes!

Oh... Tiffy in prison. That's a movie waiting to happen!

Former as I 'I used to be a dancer.' I can still dance, but I am most definitely not a dancer anymore.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1005

525,600 minutes!

I'm going to pull a Fido and ask why you aren't doing choreography for that show he mentioned?!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1006

525,600 minutes!

Because. 525,600 minutes!

I did have that interview last night for the SM gig. I hope that works out.
Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1007

525,600 minutes!

Should I worry about this conversation?
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#1008

525,600 minutes!

Not anymore, since DD killed it. 525,600 minutes!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1009

525,600 minutes!

eh? Why did I kill it? Eh? I'm not aboot to take this kind of abuse, eh?
Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1010

525,600 minutes!

And furthermore, tiffy, you were the one who was [edited] with [totally edited] all weekend long.
Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1011

525,600 minutes!

I will noot stand up to this kind of aboose! Who d'ya think I am, eh? I'm aboot ready to head oot and leave you all alone!

And further more, Dreamy, you were the one who talked about liking to [mumble] his [honk honk] and that time you [whap!] in public! [Pow!] that!

You know, I hope Fido never come out of his kennel drunk immediately before posting on this board. 525,600 minutes!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1012

525,600 minutes!

LOL

I'm heading home here in a sec myself.

Walter Bondi is waiting for me at home! Yay!
Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1013

525,600 minutes!

Wow, an early finish for you today? You sure worked long enough for it!

Next time I'm in town, I've got to "bond"i with Walter!

[laugh track]
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1014

525,600 minutes!

ba-da-boom!

Totally. He'd love to meet you.
Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1015

525,600 minutes!

This is equally hysterical and disturbing. Ah, I love BWW.
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#1016

525,600 minutes!

That's entertainment...
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#1017

525,600 minutes!

That's true, hep!

How are things by you?
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#1018

525,600 minutes!

Things are just fine, thanks, shira. How are things in shira's universe?
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#1019

525,600 minutes!

Things are okay. Just settling into life, I guess.

And waiting for LG to wake up from her nap so we can get dinner. (A late dinner, but whatever.)
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#1020

525,600 minutes!

Dinner is nice. I'm heading out for some Japanese tonight.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#1021

525,600 minutes!

Oooh, enjoy, Hep! Japanese sounds good. I'm personally thinking something more along the lines of grilled cheese and chicken soup. Or maybe a turkey sandwich.
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#1022

525,600 minutes!

Ooh! Comfort food! Enjoy!
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#1023

525,600 minutes!

I have no idea what i'm having for dinner. I don't want to go shopping, and really need to stop eating out.
Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1024

525,600 minutes!

TIFF-- quite right.. I've posted some very incriminating things (one involved DD) on public forums upon leaving my kennel intoxicated..

CAM --- oooo girl... one more squeeze..

DD ---- you've fooled no one.. I know I've turned you from the Flying Nun to Xaviera Hollander, but more like Xaviera after re-hab and with religion... I need to work on you more..

in a "sense", I'm a former sex-worker, so I come with not enough inhibitions..

oh, I'm going to spill..this is just too much... well, first.. wha? hold on.. yikes.. I have to be all the way in Edmonds (in Snohomosexual County) by 10pm EST (7pm local) and I don't think I'll make it.. gotta run!!
Tio, kio okazus Vankuvere, restus Vankuvere. Urbo Vankuvero atendas.... (What happens in Vancouver, stays in Vancouver .. Vancouver awaits....)
#1025

525,600 minutes!

Mmm I just had roast beef, mashed cauliflower (the South Beach replacement for potatoes), garlic shrimp and soup. I'm a happy and ever-expanding gal.

DD, why don't you go for teriyaki? It'll be hard to find and terribly exotic, but if you look it up, there should be maybe one or two in your area. Apparently Gen. Teri Yaki and Duchess Star Bucks own most of the properly in King County. Everything's named after them!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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