Hi. I'm going insane. So thought I'd take a break and and give you all a quiz. It's about one of my favorite topics: CHOCOLATE!
1. How often should a boyfriend give you chocolate?
a) whenever he sees you
b) whenever he's been a jerk
c) whenever you're sad
d) all of the above
2. Chocolate works as:
a) an ex-foliant
b) an anti-freeze
c) a deodorant
d) fingerpaints
e) jewelry
3. Chocolate is:
a) better than sex
b) more reliable than sex
c) safer than sex
d) longer lasting than sex
e) all of the above
4. How many chocolate bars does it take to get over a break-up?
a) one the size of Texas
b) one a day for six months
c) depends on the relationship
5. A professional chocolate taster is also called a:
a) organoleptic analyst
b) I want that job, lucky slacker
c) pig
With thanks to a friend who sent me a big bar of "Boyfriend Replacement" belgian milk chocolate today... Survive and Thrive!
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