Who's the board member you would most like to kiss?- Page 13
Who's the board member you would most like to kiss?
#300Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:31pmDo you know how many carbs and calories are in bagels? How could you even suggest such a thing. I have my strawberries and fat free cottage cheese. Just the coffee for me.
#301Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:31pmoh, Nina, do you need someone to feed the strawberries to you? I mean, my delivery service is free, I might as well offer my fan-waving, grape-feeding services as well.
#302Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:49pmI'm not responding to that until I'm positive that you are not 15. Nina does have scruples and keeps it clean with the kiddies.
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#303Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:50pmI hate cottage cheese. I hate the consistency and the taste. Is there something as low-cal and low-carb that doesn't taste like poo?
#304Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:51pm
oh, Nina. I have proof from no less than three denizens of the off-topic board...yet not one of them has seen fit to come to my rescue yet.
Do you honestly think I could write with such wit, sophistication and humor were I 15? Do you? :)
#305Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:51pmI'm calorie and carb free and don't taste like poo.
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#306Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:52pm
bwaysinger is hot
He gets the Zola Q LaPlaya sexy seal of approval.
#307Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:55pm
"Do you honestly think I could write with such wit, sophistication and humor were I 15? Do you?"
I've met some pretty intelligent, witty and sophisticated kids. Why won't anyone come to your rescue and prove to me that you are not underage?
#308Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:56pmWell, one of them just left to go to work...one of them just left here.
#309Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 1:01pm
Thank you, Undiscovered. :) Since no one else who knows me will seem to SPEAK UP! Daisy_Hilton, you know I'm not 15, I just look like a delinquent! It's the hair, I look like a hobbit. 
#310Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 1:05pmHe's a cancerian and usually they don't lie...so I'm going with he's older than 15, but I'll check this weekend while I'm at it. Don't forget that box I asked you to pick up bwaysinger.
#311Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 1:08pm
Sir, yes, sir!
See, Nina? Trainable!
I just wish my puppy were trainable. Fortunately, he just konked out on the couch and is sawing logs blissfully.
Daddy gets a moment's respite.
#312Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 1:16pm
WEll I had to post to this....
Now....who is kissin who now? And where the hell have I been?!?
#313Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 1:18pm
Oh, Bobby, you have missed so much and yet not enough.
Zola keeps showering within arm's length of me but tells me after the fact...although he did just give me his seal of approval (which I just now noticed; thank you, Zola!).
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#315Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 1:19pm
Nina, Bway is DEFINATELY not 15....I know for a fact!
#316Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 1:22pm
Sometimes, I wish I were 15, Bobby, if you know what I mean. :)
#317Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 1:24pmyour just fine sugar! Dont you worry your pretty little over that!
#318Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 1:24pm
But Tobey seems so disappointed in me. I can see it in his eyes...
#319Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 1:50pm
toby would never be disappointed in you....
and he's over 15 -- promise!
#320Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 1:51pm
But his eyes, his eyes...they mock me!
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#321Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 1:56pmThey're glass. Like Sandy Duncan's.
#322Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 2:05pm
But Matt, is that from their being fake or just the blow?
#323Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 2:23pm
Sandy Duncan -- on nose candy....oh my image of her in the wheat fields is forever shot....
BTW Bway -- where's my lunch delivery? Or am I getting a "special" delivery later on.... (I could only be so lucky)
#324Billy Bob takes your Lunch Orders
Posted: 8/11/04 at 2:28pm
Well I was referring to the glassy stare of miss Maguire. That said, though, I'll bet Sandy knows a thing or two about that.
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