Who wants to get Married

[harris007]

Posted: 1/20/05 at 7:55pm

Ok i desided this si the year i'm getting married. SO who wnats get hitched? you must love theater, and the abilty to sing scores a HUGE plus . and if your hot that's good too oh ya also have to be a guy

[Liam]

Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:01pm

BWW is NOT a dateing sevice,however...this is!

[harris007]

Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:02pm

oh stop i posted for some good comedy, i'm not serious

[Liam]

Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:04pm

lol...ok

[harris007]

Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:05pm

but hey if something did come of it, TWo good things would happen

[MyNameInLights]

Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:19pm

Haven't you made this post like a million and twelve times already? If you're doing it for comedic purposes, you should know it wasn't funny the first time.

[harris007]

Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:45pm

nojust this one time

[Feodor Sverdlov]

Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:53pm

I love theater and can, most certainly, sing scores to Broadway shows; but, alas, I've been married for 28 years! But there is hope, my wife and I met in a show.

[harris007]

Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:57pm

so did my best friends they were harold and marion in music man

Posted: 1/20/05 at 9:00pm

Harris - I would love to marry you - but I'm told that it's not legal for men like me to marry - so good luck on your search Updated On: 1/20/05 at 09:00 PM

[Carl Magnum]

Posted: 1/20/05 at 9:08pm

it would help most of us to know something about you.

[harris007]

Posted: 1/20/05 at 9:31pm

LOL wel......sence you ask, pm me if ya wanna know

[zoran912]

Posted: 1/20/05 at 10:16pm

CHOIRGIRL:
Bless this day,
Pinnacle of life,
Husband joined to wife.
The heart leaps up to behold
This golden day.

PAUL:
Today is for Amy,
Amy, I give you the rest of my life,
To cherish and to keep you, to honor you forever.
Today is for Amy,
My happily soon-to-be wife.

AMY:
Pardon me, is everybody here? Because if everybody's here, I
want to thank you all for coming to the wedding, I'd appreciate
your going even more, I mean you must have lots of better things
to do, and not a word of this to Paul, remember Paul, you know,
the man I'm gonna marry, but I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin
anyone as wonderful as he is--
Thank you all
For the gifts and the flowers,
Thank you all,
Now it's back to the showers,
Don't tell Paul,
But I'm not getting married today.

CHOIRGIRL:
Bless this day,
Tragedy of life,
Husband joined to wife.
The heart sinks down and feels dead
This dreadful day.

AMY:
Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for,
a wedding, what's a wedding, it's a prehistoric ritual
where everybody promises fidelity forever, which is
maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, which is
followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize he's
saddled with a nut, and wanna kill me, which he should--
Thanks a bunch,
But I'm not getting married--
Go have lunch,
'Cause I'm not getting married--
You've been grand,
But I'm not getting married--
Don't just stand there,
I'm not getting married--
And don't tell Paul,
But I'm not getting married today.

Go, can't you go?
Why is no-
Body listening?
Goodbye,
Go and cry
At another person's wake.
If you're quick,
For a kick,
You could pick
Up a christening,
But please,
On my knees,
There's a human life at stake!

Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear, or do you want to
see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you, it isn't only Paul
who may be ruining his life, you know we'll both of us be losing
our identities, I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to
see him Monday, but by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with
the other garbage--
I'm not well,
So I'm not getting married--
You've been swell,
But I'm not getting married--
Clear the hall,
'Cause I'm not getting married--
Thank you all,
But I'm not getting married--
And don't tell Paul,
But I'm not getting married today.

CHOIRGIRL:
Bless this bride,
Totally insane,
Slipping down the drain.
And bless this day in our hearts
As it starts
To rain.

PAUL:
AMY: Today is for
Go, can't you go? Amy,
Look, you know Amy,
I adore you all, I give you
But why The rest of
Watch me die My life,
Like Eliza on the ice? To cherish
Look, perhaps And to keep you,
I'll collapse To honor you
In the apse Forever,
Right before you all, Today is for Amy,
So take My happily
Back the cake, Soon-to-be
Burn the shoes and boil the rice. Wife,
Look, I didn't wanna have to My adorable
tell you, but I may be coming Wife.
down with Hepatitis, and I
think I'm gonna faint, so if
you wanna see me faint, I'll
do it happily, but wouldn't
it be funnier to go and watch
a funeral, so thank you for the
twenty-seven dinner plates,
thirty-seven butter knives,
forty-seven paperweights,
fifty-seven candleholders--

PAUL:
One more thing--

AMY:
I am not getting married!

CHOIR:
Amen!

PAUL:
Softly said--

AMY:
But I'm not getting married!

CHOIR:
Amen!

PAUL:
With this ring--

AMY:
Still I'm not getting married!

CHOIR:
Amen!

PAUL:
I thee wed.

AMY:
See, I'm not getting married!

CHOIR:
Amen!

PAUL: AMY:
Let us pray Let us pray
That we are getting married That I'm not getting married
Today! Today!

CHOIR:
AMEN!!!
Updated On: 1/20/05 at 10:16 PM

[harris007]

Posted: 1/20/05 at 10:22pm

LOL i am was planning on playing that song . Lol i was if i get married i'm gathering a list of wedding b-way songs, that one was at the top of the list

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 1/21/05 at 12:45am

My boyfriend and I met in a show.

<---- isn't he cute?

[midtowngym]

Posted: 1/21/05 at 12:48am

looks like one of those perfect photos they put in the picture frames, lucky bastards.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 1/21/05 at 12:50am

Very cute, Judy

If I had the right to get married, I would marry midtown--he's a hottie!

[midtowngym]

Posted: 1/21/05 at 12:50am

and we could have a perfect photo in a picture frame, sold only on Christopher St. and 8th Avenue

Updated On: 1/21/05 at 12:50 AM

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 1/21/05 at 12:51am

That would be sweet. :)

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:49am

midtown, I can sell a few on Church st in Toronto, just let me know when you get them done! :)

p.s. thanks...... i think!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:54am

JID..and what do you call his??? Angus would like to know.

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:56am

that, my dear, is Oscar

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:58am

The one and only???? How nice !!! Sooooo cute..you guys are really one hell of a good looking couple.

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:03am

awww why thank you! That was on my Christmas present spa resort weekend up north! He's a dink sometimes but he makes up for it.


Hehe okay Harris, sorry bout that threadjack, back to our regularly scheduled harris-gets-hitched programming!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:07am

JID...I'd like a wallet size of that picture please.