Why Have We Had A New Sock Puppet Every Day This Week?

There has been too much **** tonight. The Sock Drawer is CLOSED for the night.

Updated On: 10/22/08 at 09:14 PM

Updated On: 1/10/09 at 10:54 PM

That's because you're lucky enough not to venture onto the main boards at about 8-10 PM. What happens is, someone will create a new account, then spam the entire board with bizarre posts in all caps with every word misspelled. They seem to think this is a Laugh Riot. It's not the same as your typical everyday sock puppets-- it's a one-day adventure that gets entirely deleted afterward, so there's no evidence behind.

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Schmerg: Consider yourself officially under PJ Suspicion, until such time as your non-sock identity is validated by a real-life meeting with a reliable source, such as tazber or bdwaygirl. (Late-night cyberchats with other "teenagers" do NOT count as validation. See under "Stryker, Brendan.")

Meanwhile, I would advise you NOT to start any more threads about sock sock puppets starting threads, which, in the past, has been a primary indication of sockpuppet activity. (See under "Lookitme, Lookitme!" Also "Disorder, Deficit of Attention.")

Consider yourself WARNED.

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Updated On: 10/23/08 at 08:18 AM

Eep... I've always been terrified of PalJoey, and now I have further reason to watch my step...

The real reason why I created this thread is because I didn't know if it was common to have this many new sketchy filth-posters in the span of a week, since I'm new around these parts. But I guess you can also believe that I have a secret identity as an illiterate sock. I'll try not to create any more pointless threads and I'll try to tread lightly around the more intimidating members of this site.

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