Why can't we have candidates like this
Why can't we have candidates like this
#0Why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 9:25am
This is the New Spanish Candidate for President's campaign poster. Albert Rivera.
I didn't think it was wrong for this site - its posted all over the streets over there.
Why can't we have candidates like this. It would make the election so much more interesting.
Of course we get Mark Foley - and who in their right mind would want to see him like this - other than a 16 year old.
Updated On: 10/7/06 at 09:25 AM
#1why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 9:38am
we had mimi...
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#2why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 9:50am
Can one be taken seriously after posing like that?
Anyway, for those who don't speak Spanish, here's a rough translation:
Ha nacido tu partido
(Your party has been born)
"Solo nos importan las personas"
(Only the people concern us)
No nos importa donde naciste.
(It doesn't matter to us where you were born.)
No nos importa la lengua que hablas.
(It doesn't matter to us what language you speak.)
No nos importa que ropa vistes.*
(It doesn't matter to us what type of clothes you wear.)
Nos importa tu.
(Only you matter to us.)
*I think this should be his slogan.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
BroadwayBulldog
Broadway Star Joined: 6/5/06
#3why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 9:53amMimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. A vastly improved variation on the "pink and pearls" ordinarily found on this board.
#4why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 9:56amI can't see the pictures.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#5why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 10:22ami cant either and i'm very curious.
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Ugly is beautiful
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Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#6why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 10:27am
Here is the direct link to the page where the pic is.
http://ianllorens.blogspot.com/
Updated On: 10/7/06 at 10:27 AM
#7why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 10:29am
The first post features a campaign ad with the candidate completely nude, save for his hands discreetly covering his genitals.
The second one is of an Asian chick in pink and a pillbox hat (a la Jackie Kennedy) exposing her pink-bra clad bosoms.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
vmlinnie
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
#8why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 10:31am
Yeah, I can't see them either. But, I googled ALbert Rivera and...
And I found a translation of the text...
YOUR PARTY HAS BEEN BORN
"Our single concern is the people"
Albert Rivera, Presidential candidate... etc.
I have one question... WHY?!?!
That's just - weird.
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
vmlinnie
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
#9why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 10:32amOops, as soon as I posted that, the pictures re-appear. Nevermind.
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
#10why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 10:32am
Uh, linnie, I already posted a translation (see above),
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Updated On: 10/7/06 at 10:32 AM
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#11why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 10:39am
"I have one question... WHY?!?!
That's just - weird."
Its not weird to me. My question is, why the hands? They're covering the best part.
Odds are he would make a better US president than that evil, corrupt chimp we have.
FranklinShepard-Inc.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/25/04
#12why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 10:42am
Anyone here keen to run a candidacy against Bush? 
vmlinnie
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
#13why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 10:49am
If I were American and old enough...
And apologies SM, didn't spot that. Thanks.
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
#14why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 10:57amBTW: That was my own translation.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
vmlinnie
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
#15why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 10:59am
*Applauds*
I don't know any spanish but I know it's like Latin so i used my experience of Latin. I didn't 'find it'. That's kinda why i didn't translate the whole lot, I couldn't figure out the little bits. Nevermind.
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
#16why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 11:02am*bows*
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
vmlinnie
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
#17why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 11:05amAudience chants 'Encore, Encore!'
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
jimnysf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/05
#18why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 11:48amI'd need to see what he's covering up in that picture before I would be able to consider voting for him.
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#19why can't we have candidates like this
Posted: 10/7/06 at 11:52am
Do write him and ask him for a more... accurate picture
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