Why does Asparagus make your pee stink?

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Why does Asparagus make your pee stink?

Posted: 6/16/05 at 9:11am

Went back to SONGS FROM AN UNMADE BED with my buddy Marc last night and stopped off beforehand into my new favorite resturant, Mama's Food Shop.

Had a veggie plate which featured a HUGE helping of asparagus n' garlic (YUMMMMMM...two of my favorite things in the world) and my friend Marc asked me between bites "Do you know why asparagus makes your pee stink five minutes after you've eaten it?" I thought long and hard, but was unable to answer his question. So I thought it was the perfect question for the "Off-Topic" board here.

I'll bet Roger Bart's wife knows the answer.

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Updated On: 6/16/05 at 09:11 AM

re: Why does Asparagus make your pee stink?

Posted: 6/16/05 at 10:14am

Asparagus Pee is a subject that interests me! It's a chemical in the asparagus (A sulfur I believe) that does the trick-- but oddly, it's only in some people. Some folks do not suffer the "Asparagus pee" syndrome. But-- there is also a segment of society that CAN NOT SMELL the aroma of Asparagus pee. So you could read this right now and think "Ha ha, Asparagus doesn't make my pee stink!) but really, you are just unable to smell it.

It's a very distinctive aroma, isn't it? I

re: Why does Asparagus make your pee stink?

Posted: 6/16/05 at 10:46am

tomorrow Master, we will have a class on why eating fresh beets makes you pee red........

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re: Why does Asparagus make your pee stink?

Posted: 6/16/05 at 10:56am

Asparagus pee tastes a bit like asparagus too, just in case anyone was interested.

re: Why does Asparagus make your pee stink?

Posted: 6/16/05 at 10:56am

S-methylmethionine and asparagusic acid, two modified amino acids that contain sulphur and are found in asapargus - I think.

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 11:08am

Well Bway, this thread has taken a far more interesting turn.

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re: Why does Asparagus make your pee stink?

Posted: 6/16/05 at 11:10am

Can we also have a class on how blue raspberry slushies turn your poo green?

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 11:10am

Good God, I hope Bway doesn't respond to that one!

The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.

re: Why does Asparagus make your pee stink?

Posted: 6/16/05 at 11:17am

haha, baddadnpa, that made me laugh outloud!

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 11:19am

It's common courtesy before GSA parties that members not eat asparagus for the preceeding 24 hours.

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#11

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 11:23am

Hah! I assure you, no one wants me to respond to that one!

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 11:24am

hahaha I'm glad you didnt bway..

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 11:24am

How appropriate you should be posting on this thread NUMBER1!

The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 11:25am

It is nice to know that the GSA has a code of ethics when it comes to this kind of stuff.

The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 11:26am

hey..what does that mean?

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 11:27am

"Asparagus pee tastes a bit like asparagus too, just in case anyone was interested."

Ewww, NO!

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 11:27am

Do I really need to explain what Number 1 means?

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 11:29am

ahhhhh... I'm a bit slow...I get it now. haha

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 12:46pm

Here is another fun (and potenially useful) asparagus fact. Drinking 2 liters of coke followed by pureed asparagus will dissolve kidney stones--if you can keep it all down. A colleague of mine swears it works wonders!
asparagus/coke flush

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 12:55pm

yuck! I'll stick to cranberry juice for disolving kidney stones and my asparagus grilled and not pureed.

*still wondering what GSA is*

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 12:56pm

I am guessing the Golden Shower Association or something of that nature.

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 12:57pm

I love this thread. I still remember my first asparagus-pee experience, it scared the hell out of me.

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 1:00pm

I must say, this is as off topic as one can get. Loving the chat though.

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 1:00pm

Yes that's what it stands for, Bad. GOD, I miss Wally's Loft.

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#25

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Posted: 6/16/05 at 1:10pm

Asparagus has the same effect on seminal fluid.

However, ingesting semen has anti-depressant effects.

The following can make urine/semen smell/taste better:
Plums
Oranges
Lemons
Limes
Cilantro
Spearmint
Grapefruit
Green tea
Beer
Pineapple
Mangoes
Chamomile tea

The following can make them smell/taste bad:
Broccoli
Brussels Sprouts
Spices
Coffee
Chocolate
Cigarettes
Asparagus
Chemically processed liquor
Onions
Garlic
Dairy Products
Red meat

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