Why the ELDERLY shouldn't drive: The true story of a poster here
Why the ELDERLY shouldn't drive: The true story of a poster here
BSoBW3
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/21/06
#0Why the ELDERLY shouldn't drive: The true story of a poster here
Posted: 1/30/06 at 11:02pmTwo elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Rath, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!" Rath turned to her and said, "Oh shoot, am I driving?"
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Type_A_Tiff
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#1re: Why the ELDERLY shouldn't drive: The true story of a poster here
Posted: 1/30/06 at 11:10pm
To be fair, I don't think she was really in any danger.
I mean, who lives in Yonkers?
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#2re: Why the ELDERLY shouldn't drive: The true story of a poster here
Posted: 1/30/06 at 11:11pmHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH
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#3re: Why the ELDERLY shouldn't drive: The true story of a poster here
Posted: 1/31/06 at 12:09am
Oh my god that is hilarous. I doubt that actually happened. Thanks for that!
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#4re: Why the ELDERLY shouldn't drive: The true story of a poster here
Posted: 1/31/06 at 12:14amNo no no. Rath and I weren't IN Yonkers. We got lost and ended up in Scarsdale. GAH.
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#5re: Why the ELDERLY shouldn't drive: The true story of a poster here
Posted: 1/31/06 at 12:15amI could totally see it.
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#6re: Why the ELDERLY shouldn't drive: The true story of a poster here
Posted: 1/31/06 at 12:38am
This story is SO not true.
Moony was driving.
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Updated On: 1/31/06 at 12:38 AM
#7re: Why the ELDERLY shouldn't drive: The true story of a poster here
Posted: 1/31/06 at 12:39am
Rath..its on video.
Moony wasn't there.
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#8re: Why the ELDERLY shouldn't drive: The true story of a poster here
Posted: 1/31/06 at 12:41amShe had herself edited out again. I know her tricks.
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#9re: Why the ELDERLY shouldn't drive: The true story of a poster here
Posted: 1/31/06 at 12:45am
Uh, huh, sure.
And we all know your driving record.
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BSoBW3
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/21/06
#10re: Why the ELDERLY shouldn't drive: The true story of a poster here
Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:15pmRath isn't even supposed to be driving anymore...What with her (lack of) memory...
The smallest stream is a valent river. It will drown me if it can.
#11re: Why the ELDERLY shouldn't drive: The true story of a poster here
Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:52pmI thought Rath was ALWAYS doin the driving! Whee!
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