Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...- Page 5

[yipper]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 3:09pm

On my last day at Ralph's we'd been playing Fish Families for about half an hour. Natalie and the girls were on the linoleum and Ralph started to lead the boys through the school of lady fish. "A swimming motion, a swimming motion! Now! Spread the sperm, spread the sperm! Don't forget that little mother fish there, Patrick, spread the sperm, spread the..."

[yipper]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 1:57pm

By the way, these are from the novel...not my demented imagination...those of course, you have to be someone mentally fractured to find them as funny as I do.

[Glebb]

Posted: 10/5/05 at 10:06pm

"Surely you've heard of the De Gooches. Second wealthiest banking family in the country. FABulous hous...estate in Newport. Well this child is just doing this for a little literary experience. Ah, Agnes!"

Posted: 10/5/05 at 11:22pm

I was searching for this thread a few weeks ago.

Thank you, Glebb.

[ConvinceMe2]

Posted: 10/6/05 at 7:47am

"Have you ever been to Scarsdale?"
"Mame, couldn't you have gone to gray by now?"

[ConvinceMe2]

Posted: 10/6/05 at 8:36am

"I think Sally Cato left her foot in this one!"

[Glebb]

Posted: 11/24/05 at 8:57pm

Bumped for Rath. :)

Posted: 11/24/05 at 9:47pm

It's playing now on NYC's PBS station.

[roquat]

Posted: 11/25/05 at 12:16am

"And I STEPPED on the ping-pong ball!"

[lildogs]

Posted: 11/25/05 at 9:18am

I can't believe it hasn't been said yet:

"I'm a BRIDE!"

[MargoChanning]

Posted: 11/27/05 at 2:05pm

Auntie Mame is on PBS CHannel 13 in NYC right now.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 11/27/05 at 5:06pm

Hot damn! My sister's gonna bust a gut!

[Glebb]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 8:18am

bumpy

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 9:01am

Mame: "MR. Babbit - "
Babcock - "COCK!, BabCOCK."
Mame: "Yes".

[katygrace84]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 9:55am

"Well it was just GHASTLY!" Met with silence. LOVE this movie.

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/29/06 at 11:27pm

Bump

[lildogs]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 8:15am

Thanks for the bump, Glebb...I was watching "The Apartment" last night and realized that one of the "buddy boy" execs was indeed Mr. Upson! He was very funny--he had a little vocal gimmick where his voice would go really high at times--that's what great characters do--take a thankless role and make it memorable. That being said...

"Well, when you're from Pittsburgh, you have to do something."

[Glebb]

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:05pm

Bumpy

[PalJoey]

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:12pm

Yikes--ConvinceMe2 was on this thread...

[best12bars]

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:59pm

Updated On: 9/21/06 at 09:59 PM

[best12bars]

Posted: 9/21/06 at 10:02pm

Updated On: 9/21/06 at 10:02 PM

[Norma D]

Posted: 9/29/06 at 12:22pm

Ok--this is the funniest thread I've come across--it's one of my favorites--hope this quote hasn't been posted yet--

VERA: That Oriental sandman let me fall asleep in my best Chanel!

MAME: He tried to get it off you but you bit him!

[gettinhep]

Posted: 9/29/06 at 5:12pm

MAME: Please, dear, your Auntie Mame is hung.

[TheaterMO2]

Posted: 9/29/06 at 5:43pm

What a FANTASTIC thread and equally BRILLIANT movie!

Mame (upon being waken up by Patrick) AHHH BATS!

Mame: (To Babcock) Not in front of the B.O.Y!

Agnes: I lived!


And many many more =)

[best12bars]

Posted: 9/29/06 at 5:56pm

Every time I read this thread title, it makes me smile.




I can't believe the brilliance of Comden & Green sometimes! Truly deserving of their legendary status.