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#101

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On my last day at Ralph's we'd been playing Fish Families for about half an hour. Natalie and the girls were on the linoleum and Ralph started to lead the boys through the school of lady fish. "A swimming motion, a swimming motion! Now! Spread the sperm, spread the sperm! Don't forget that little mother fish there, Patrick, spread the sperm, spread the..."
Follow the Fellow who Follows a Dream...
#102

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By the way, these are from the novel...not my demented imagination...those of course, you have to be someone mentally fractured to find them as funny as I do.
Follow the Fellow who Follows a Dream...
#103

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"Surely you've heard of the De Gooches. Second wealthiest banking family in the country. FABulous hous...estate in Newport. Well this child is just doing this for a little literary experience. Ah, Agnes!"
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#109

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"And I STEPPED on the ping-pong ball!"
I ask in all honesty/What would life be?/Without a song and a dance, what are we?/So I say "Thank you for the music/For giving it to me."
#111

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Auntie Mame is on PBS CHannel 13 in NYC right now.
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
#114

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Mame: "MR. Babbit - "
Babcock - "COCK!, BabCOCK."
Mame: "Yes".
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!" Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#117

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Thanks for the bump, Glebb...I was watching "The Apartment" last night and realized that one of the "buddy boy" execs was indeed Mr. Upson! He was very funny--he had a little vocal gimmick where his voice would go really high at times--that's what great characters do--take a thankless role and make it memorable. That being said...

"Well, when you're from Pittsburgh, you have to do something."
#122

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Ok--this is the funniest thread I've come across--it's one of my favorites--hope this quote hasn't been posted yet--

VERA: That Oriental sandman let me fall asleep in my best Chanel!

MAME: He tried to get it off you but you bit him!
Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men. --Margo Channing
#125

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Every time I read this thread title, it makes me smile.

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