Willl the arctic blast keep some of us at home tomorrow?

Re: the fete at Barrymores...

Will it affect attendance? This frigid kiss of Lady Anarctica? I hope not, but those of us forced to deal with bridges, tunnels, or a combo, may find arriving at tomorrow's cocktail hour a challenge, alas. I'm gonna try to show, but even the cabs are off Manhattan streets tonight. Let's just hope the trains are running from Jersey (thanks to new legislation, soon to be the hip mecca for parterning gays/lesbians in post-Bush Regime Exile).

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Updated On: 1/16/04 at 10:15 PM

Master: I think I overreacted last night to the howling winds and TV weathermen shrieking gleefully, like the cast of THE SKIN OF OUR TEETH on chrystal meth. I'm gonna try. Keep your eyes peeled for the Rod-Steiger-in-Zhivago look-alike, and that'll be me.

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