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#2

re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy

I can unwrap those in my mouth.
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#6

re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy

I have TMJ. It's hereditary; my mother and sister have it as well.

Back in high school, my jaw locked up during an inopportune moment with my boyfriend. I didn't sue him for it, it wasn't his fault. The problem wasn't the Starburst. The problem was someone at risk for developing TMJ chose to eat a Starburst.
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#9

re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy

When you're that ugly, who cares what you have to say? They should have left her jaw locked for her own sake, clearly no one listens when it's open.
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#10

re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy

This is news today.

It's fit for the newscast.

Fox, too.

Hmmm.

Distractions are oh-so-fun!

(And this comment was really idiotic and completely degrading. I'm glad we live in a society where only pretty people are allowed opinions and to speak:

"When you're that ugly, who cares what you have to say? They should have left her jaw locked for her own sake, clearly no one listens when it's open."

~WickedGeek28 )

Updated On: 6/27/07 at 08:37 PM

#13

re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy

Dear Mr. Addison,

I deepy regret to inform you that I am not as intelligent as you and clearly have no right to speak according to your standards because I do not have a first AND last name. I understand how greatly this discredits me and therefore rely only upon my dashing and strikingly good looks to propel me through life's many challenges. I apologize if I have offended your ugly way of life and would like to refer you to a wonderful plastic surgeon on Park and 73rd. He sure changed my life.

Sincerely yours,
WickedGeek28

PS: I'm just a pretentious person who should not be taken seriously. re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy
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