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Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy

Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy

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Kitzarina
#2re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy
Posted: 6/27/07 at 5:04pm

I can unwrap those in my mouth.


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tazber
#2re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy
Posted: 6/27/07 at 5:05pm

Oh brother.

3 Chews? What doesn't take at least 3 chews?
She should stick to liquids if her jaw is that fragile.


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morosco
#3re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy
Posted: 6/27/07 at 5:05pm

"I can unwrap those in my mouth."

That's hot.

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Weez
#4re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy
Posted: 6/27/07 at 5:09pm

Let the stupid bint never discover bonbons. I LOVE bonbons, but my GOD they make my jaw hurt. XP


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orangeskittles
#5re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy
Posted: 6/27/07 at 5:13pm

I have TMJ. It's hereditary; my mother and sister have it as well.

Back in high school, my jaw locked up during an inopportune moment with my boyfriend. I didn't sue him for it, it wasn't his fault. The problem wasn't the Starburst. The problem was someone at risk for developing TMJ chose to eat a Starburst.


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South Fl Marc
#6re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy
Posted: 6/27/07 at 6:47pm

This is so stupid - just another loser trying to get money for nothing.

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Evan Almighty
#7re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy
Posted: 6/27/07 at 7:18pm

Maybe she should just keep her big mouth shut.

That's what I think.


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WickedGeek28
#8re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy
Posted: 6/27/07 at 7:45pm

When you're that ugly, who cares what you have to say? They should have left her jaw locked for her own sake, clearly no one listens when it's open.


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MatthewAddison
#9re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy
Posted: 6/27/07 at 8:37pm

This is news today.

It's fit for the newscast.

Fox, too.

Hmmm.

Distractions are oh-so-fun!

(And this comment was really idiotic and completely degrading. I'm glad we live in a society where only pretty people are allowed opinions and to speak:

"When you're that ugly, who cares what you have to say? They should have left her jaw locked for her own sake, clearly no one listens when it's open."

~WickedGeek28 )

Updated On: 6/27/07 at 08:37 PM

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justagirl2
#10re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy
Posted: 6/27/07 at 8:41pm

I love my state.

In other news, I can also unwrap them with my tongue.

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Gingersnap2
#11re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy
Posted: 6/27/07 at 8:57pm

I ate Starburst when I had braces on my teeth. No harm done.

I remember when I was little hearing talk that Bit O' Honey would rip your teeth out.

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WickedGeek28
#12re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy
Posted: 6/27/07 at 11:09pm

Dear Mr. Addison,

I deepy regret to inform you that I am not as intelligent as you and clearly have no right to speak according to your standards because I do not have a first AND last name. I understand how greatly this discredits me and therefore rely only upon my dashing and strikingly good looks to propel me through life's many challenges. I apologize if I have offended your ugly way of life and would like to refer you to a wonderful plastic surgeon on Park and 73rd. He sure changed my life.

Sincerely yours,
WickedGeek28

PS: I'm just a pretentious person who should not be taken seriously. re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy


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Raviolisun
#13re: Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy
Posted: 6/27/07 at 11:31pm

This reminds me of Cheetos..."Dangerously Cheesy."


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