Words of Wisdom after the Storm
Words of Wisdom after the Storm
#0Words of Wisdom after the Storm
Posted: 9/17/04 at 12:24pm
Subject: Words of wisdom after the storm
> >It's Saturday
> >And.....
> >These are things I've learned since a Hurricane
> >
> >
> >Coffee and frozen pizzas can be made on a BBQ grill.
> >
> >No matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don't work without
> >electricity.
> >
> >My car gets 23.21675 miles per gallon, EXACTLY (you can ask the people
> >in
> >line who helped me push it.)
> >
> >Kids can survive 4 days or longer without a video game controller in
> >their
> >hands.
> >
> >He who has the biggest generator wins.
> >
> >Women can actually survive without doing their hair - you just wish they
> >weren't around you.
> >
> >There are a lot more stars in the sky than most people thought.
> >
> >TV is a major addiction; the withdrawal symptoms are painful. One day
> >at a
> >time, brother.
> >
> >A 7 lb. Bag of ice will chill 6 - 12oz Budweisers to a drinkable
> >temperature
> >in 11 minutes, and still keep a 14 pound turkey frozen for 8 more hours.
> >
> >Aluminum siding, while aesthetically pleasing, is definitely not
> >required.
> >
> >Just because you're in your 60's, doesn't mean you can stay out as late
> >as
> >you want. At least that's what the cops told my neighbors during a curfew
> >stop.
> >
> >Crickets can increase their volume to overcome the sound of 14
> >generators.
> >
> >People will get into a line, that has already formed, without having any
> >idea what the line is for.
> >
> >When required, a Lincoln Continental will float - doesn't steer well,
> >but
> >floats just the same.
> >
> >Some things DO keep the mailman from his appointed rounds.
> >
> >If my store sold only ice, chainsaws, gas and generators.. I'd be rich.
> >
> >The price of a can of soup rises 200% in a storm.
> >
> >I learned what happens when you make fun of another state's blackout.
> >
> >Math 101: 30 days in a month, minus 6 days without power, equals a 30%
> >higher electric bill???
> >
> >Drywall is a compound word, take away the "dry" part and it's worthless.
> >
> >I can walk a lot father than I thought.
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#1re: Words of Wisdom after the Storm
Posted: 9/17/04 at 12:28pmThat's hilarious, redhot.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2re: Words of Wisdom after the Storm
Posted: 9/17/04 at 12:30pm
my brother sent it to me, from FLORIDA, no less...LOL...
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#3re: Words of Wisdom after the Storm
Posted: 9/17/04 at 12:31pmApparently his electricity is working again.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#4re: Words of Wisdom after the Storm
Posted: 9/17/04 at 2:13pmhe was actually never without - he and my mom both were spared any damage.
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
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