Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
#25re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 1:01am
I do like a couple people in the cast very much but the rest was just BAD BAD BAD...
Marci X
#26re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 1:08amSaw (awful, awful, awful) & The Hulk.
#27re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 1:24am
Plan 9 is deliciously awful - so I don't count it as the worst movie I've ever seen. It's like watching a train wreck - and that's fascinating.
On the other hand, a movie called "Streets Of Gold" - a VERY poor man's Rocky Ripoff that came out in 1986
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#28re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 1:27amI don't know if its the worst movie I've seen before, but the only movie I've walked out of the theatre while watching is Cruel Intentions. What a dumb POS that was (and i love sarah, reese, ryan, swoosie et. al.)
MargoChanning
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/5/04
#30re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 1:45am
Geoffrey Holder's direction and costume designs and Tom John's set designs were sheer genius -- some of the finest I've seen in the last few decades.
I'm just saying ...............
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#31re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 1:49amIt's just one of those movies where none of the characters are worth my time. they are all so petty and small that i don't care, and really, if i don't care, what's the point?
#32re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 1:52ameveryone has their own opinons. hahah. another bad movie...bring it on 2. why would they make ANOTHER one?
#33re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 1:53am
'blast from the past' with alicia silverstone and brendan frasier
i ended up actually walking out of a theatre. I had never done that before. I felt like i was losing brain cells with every frame i witnessed
a recent one; kingdom of heaven bored me to sleep. Literally. I wanted to see some carnage! I lost interest in the first 15 minutes of the film. The remainder of the 3 hour movie was complete and utter torture. Maybe i am too slow for complicated plot lines but jeez lou-ise!
#34re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 1:57amor what about Alexander? You get to see Colin Ferrel's package...thats the highlight of the movie...then it's ruined because the rest of the movie is so horrid and boring.
#35re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 2:03amEwww...Alexander. I was doing everything I could to stay awake in the theater for that.
#36re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 2:13amIn high school, my friends had me watch a movie called The Cube. If I remember correctly, the plot concerned a group of strangers who suddenly found themselves trapped in a giant cube, and they tried to escape (of course there were deadly traps and moving rooms which hindered their success). The movie's tagline was "Who are they, why are they there, and how do they get out?" I don't remember any of those questions ever being answered. I've met other people who loved it, so maybe I just missed the point. I was very ill when we watched it, so my perception was tainted, but I have nothing but bad memories of that movie.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#37re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 2:37amHAHAHHAA glitter i can't believe anybody wasted their money on that shiznat oh man.
#38re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 6:38amAllie- yeah, that's the name. Stealth. EW.;
#39re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 11:46am
CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS (Well with a title like that, what was I expecting?)
EXIT TO EDEN (It wasn't sexy, funny, or even interesting.....I'll sit through ISHTAR or GIGLI anyday over this)
Anything by Lucio Fulci
CABIN FEVER (I'm STILL pissed about how derivative and amateurish this was)
#40re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 1:05pm
Even as bad as Plan 9 is, you have to give credit to Ed Wood. He made movies on less than a shoestring, his heart was in it & now almost 50 years later we still talk about it.
I love the alien saying " You stupid stupid people" . How about Tor Johson as a zombie so large he has trouble moving next to Vampira who made a pencil look fat ? What about Criswell with his famous prediction "Ticks in Tennessee"?
His Night Of The Ghouls & Bride of the Monster are also classics. Glen or Glenda is a hoot with a dead serious Lugosi saying "Snips & snails & puppy dogs tales". You gotta love the guy. He made movies that as bad as they are will stand the test of time, are still entertaining & makes some of todays directors look like also rans
#41re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 1:06pm
I dont remember the name of it but it was about this vampire and I think Tom Cruise might have been in it...it was just stupid and awful.
And i hated Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban I walked out of that one only time I have ever done that/
#43re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 1:15pmTom Cruise Vampire movie was Interview With A Vampire which my wife & I like. She used to ba an Anne Rice fan . IWAV is part of Lestat by Elton John
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#44re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 2:19pm
"It's just one of those movies where none of the characters are worth my time. they are all so petty and small that i don't care, and really, if i don't care, what's the point?"
You've just described Roger Avary's awful adaptation of Rules of Attraction perfectly.
Wicked_fan
Broadway Star Joined: 5/25/04
#45re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 7:03pm
Hands down...
House of the Dead
worst. movie. ever.
-Feste from "Twelfth Night"
ikmbway
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
#47re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 7:46pmThe Sweetest Thing with Cameron Diaz, this film was absoultly dim-witted. Though it did have a few funny parts..
#48re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 7:56pm
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimeron; Pointless.
Man of the House; Crap
Yawper
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/13/04
#50re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
Posted: 12/3/05 at 10:24pmRules of Attraction, another pointless, stupid movie. I know the point is not to like or care about the characters, and that's fine. But when you're not even interested in them, that's another story. And while James Van Der Beek tried to be edgy, he came off as more awkward.
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