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#1

Yenta is pregnant

I just got back from the doctor and found out I am 6 weeks pregnant. I had absolutely no idea! I don't even know who the father is. Imagine that......I will be 48 next month and I am going to be a mother for the first time. What is even more interesting is that I had a hysterectomy 10 years ago,,,,,
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#2

re: Yenta is pregnant

I'm assuming this is an april fools joke, but if you are serious, MAZEL TOV!
#3

re: Yenta is pregnant

Liotte...you figure it out!
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#4

re: Yenta is pregnant

Mazel Tov! I hope your baby comes out covered in thick white fur, and your breasts are filled with hot cocoa, and she'll have a pouch you can crawl into when it's cold.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#6

re: Yenta is pregnant

Lioote.and just how many pregnant women do you know who have had a hysterectomy????
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#8

re: Yenta is pregnant

Holy Mother Mary of God...IT'S A MIRACLE!
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#9

re: Yenta is pregnant

I know elphaba, it is truly a miracle. Not that I am pregnant.......but just the fact that I had sex!
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#10

re: Yenta is pregnant

Another miracle: That not ONE person on a broadway message board got my Angels in America reference!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#11

re: Yenta is pregnant

But Yenta- It's a friday afternoon, and if you really got pregnant- DOUBLE MITZVAH! Doing it and procreating on shabbos!
#12

re: Yenta is pregnant

Yenta, I know that I'm not Jewish, but...can I be the Godfather?
#13

re: Yenta is pregnant

yenta...sadly I can relate......
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#15

re: Yenta is pregnant

Hey, I got it, Lael!!

Well, it rang a small bell anyway. I was just on the verge of thinking 'Hey, that's from AIA!', but then I saw your subsequent post, and I was robbed of my moment of self-congratulations. re: Yenta is pregnant

And Congrats Yenta! Oh, right...

Updated On: 4/1/05 at 05:31 PM

#17

re: Yenta is pregnant

I got it Lael!!!

(of course)

Congratulation Yenta! God be praised!
#18

re: Yenta is pregnant

"DOUBLE MITZVAH!"

Yenta is having twins?!!
My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...
#19

re: Yenta is pregnant

YAY for everyone that got my AiA reference!!!!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#20

re: Yenta is pregnant

YAY for everyone that got my AiA reference!!!!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#21

re: Yenta is pregnant

No specific YAY for me?

Then no pat for you...
#22

re: Yenta is pregnant

Liam, dear. I am pregnant. Now go have a swirly!
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#23

re: Yenta is pregnant

yenta congragulations! :)




...i still think its a aprul fools trick....

Updated On: 4/1/05 at 06:32 PM

#24

re: Yenta is pregnant

Liam, honey, you are the father. Oy, this kid will never learn to spell!
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

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