Yenta is pregnant

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 3:49pm

I just got back from the doctor and found out I am 6 weeks pregnant. I had absolutely no idea! I don't even know who the father is. Imagine that......I will be 48 next month and I am going to be a mother for the first time. What is even more interesting is that I had a hysterectomy 10 years ago,,,,,

[liotte]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 3:51pm

I'm assuming this is an april fools joke, but if you are serious, MAZEL TOV!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 3:55pm

Liotte...you figure it out!

[LaeloftheLakes]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 3:56pm

Mazel Tov! I hope your baby comes out covered in thick white fur, and your breasts are filled with hot cocoa, and she'll have a pouch you can crawl into when it's cold.

[liotte]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 3:57pm

Nice try Yenta! I still love ya anyway!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 4:00pm

Lioote.and just how many pregnant women do you know who have had a hysterectomy????

[liotte]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 4:01pm

Um, not so many.... :)

[Elphaba]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 4:05pm

Holy Mother Mary of God...IT'S A MIRACLE!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 4:07pm

I know elphaba, it is truly a miracle. Not that I am pregnant.......but just the fact that I had sex!

[LaeloftheLakes]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 4:08pm

Another miracle: That not ONE person on a broadway message board got my Angels in America reference!

[liotte]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 4:09pm

But Yenta- It's a friday afternoon, and if you really got pregnant- DOUBLE MITZVAH! Doing it and procreating on shabbos!

[melissa errico fan]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 4:13pm

Yenta, I know that I'm not Jewish, but...can I be the Godfather?

[Elphaba]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 4:14pm

yenta...sadly I can relate......

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 4:54pm

I did!

Harper is talking to Mr. Lies as she goes off to join her Antarctic eskimo to build a new civilization.

HBO is re-airing AIA this month--staring this weekend on the HBO2 channel.

I totally heart AIA.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 5:31pm

Hey, I got it, Lael!!

Well, it rang a small bell anyway. I was just on the verge of thinking 'Hey, that's from AIA!', but then I saw your subsequent post, and I was robbed of my moment of self-congratulations.

And Congrats Yenta! Oh, right... Updated On: 4/1/05 at 05:31 PM

[Liam]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 5:32pm

arul fools?

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 5:34pm

I got it Lael!!!

(of course)

Congratulation Yenta! God be praised!

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 5:48pm

"DOUBLE MITZVAH!"

Yenta is having twins?!!

[LaeloftheLakes]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 5:59pm

YAY for everyone that got my AiA reference!!!!

[LaeloftheLakes]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 5:59pm

YAY for everyone that got my AiA reference!!!!

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:28pm

No specific YAY for me?

Then no pat for you...

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:29pm

Liam, dear. I am pregnant. Now go have a swirly!

[Liam]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:32pm

yenta congragulations! :)




...i still think its a aprul fools trick....
Updated On: 4/1/05 at 06:32 PM

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:34pm

Liam, honey, you are the father. Oy, this kid will never learn to spell!

[Liam]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:36pm

yenta i love you! :)




are you eritabul?