"You Put A Lamb Chop in the Oven...

[Glebb]

Posted: 4/19/05 at 10:01pm

what's going to keep it from getting done?" - Joan Crawford, The Women

Your favorite wise cracks please.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 4/19/05 at 10:05pm

"You lie down with pigs you come up smelling like garbage"

Steven Boyd "The Oscar"

[AndyHardy]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 8:31am

"Hey Annie - come out from under that accent"

Una Merkel (?) to Ginger Rogers in Stage Door

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 8:37am

"She's just upset because someone dropped a house on her sister"
(Otho's comment about his sour date)--Beetlejuice

Updated On: 4/20/05 at 08:37 AM

[Glebb]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 8:39am

"I get it. You're half sweet and half acid." Dorothy Shaw to Ernie Malone, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

[AndyHardy]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 11:46am

"Will I find anything in that ice-box?" (Butterfly McQueen to Joan Crawford)

"Yeah, cobwebs and a bottle of gin." (Virginia Grey)

...from The Women

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 11:58am

"If you put a napkin on an elephant, everyone knows the elephant is still there."

- Me when asked by a friend what I thought of his dye job and combover in an attempt to get cast in younger roles. I couldn't lie and the situation was hopeless.

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 2:09pm

May you grow like an onion with your head in the ground.
-Yiddish proverb

[Glebb]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 8:51pm

"My dear, is there anything you can't do?" - The Baroness

"Well, I'm not sure I'll make a very good nun." -Maria

"If you have any problems, I'd be happy to help you." - The Baroness

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 8:58pm

"He was murdered & someone was responsible for it"
or " You stupid stupid people"


Both from Plan 9 From Outer Space

[Glebb]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 9:02pm

"Why don't you use Mazeppa? Everyone else has." Tessie Tura

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 9:23pm

I'm erect . Why aren't you erect ?

Showgirls

[Glebb]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 9:28pm

"The way he sees and the way she looks, it's a perfect match!" Yente, The Matchmaker

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 9:30pm

No More Wire Hangers

Mommie Dearest

[Glebb]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 9:31pm

"You don't have to be a hen to know a bad egg." Terry Randall - Stage Door

[Glebb]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 10:03pm

"Personally Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young." Eve Arden as Ida Korwin in Mildred Pierce

[Glebb]

Posted: 4/22/05 at 8:37am

"I'll cry into my pillow every night." Scarlett - GWTW

[AndyHardy]

Posted: 4/22/05 at 10:23am

Rachel: Mother Superior called me the Devil's Advocate.

Mary: She meant you were my stooge!"

from "The Trouble With Angels" :)

[Glebb]

Posted: 4/23/05 at 10:49pm

"Ah tole him you wuz prostrate with grief!" Mammy to Scarlett - GWTW

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 4/24/05 at 11:32am

It was a Saucer
A flying saucer ?

Saucers - you mean the kind from up there?

Visits - That would indicate visitors

I've never seen you in this mood before.
I guess because I've never been in this mood before

All of these gems from Plan 9 From Outer Space

[Glebb]

Posted: 4/24/05 at 11:34am

"Hold on, gangrene just set in." Ginger Rogers, STAGE DOOR

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 4/25/05 at 7:48pm

It's a dangerous thing - ambition
It ruined Mickey Mouse's whole career

Myra Breckenridge

[Glebb]

Posted: 4/25/05 at 7:59pm

"I am big! It's the pictures that got small!" Norma Desmond

[NYadgal]

Posted: 4/25/05 at 11:29pm

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" - Rhett Butler, GWTW