You paint my ass, I'll paint yours..
You paint my ass, I'll paint yours..
skingdom
Broadway Star Joined: 6/29/03
#1You paint my ass, I'll paint yours..
Posted: 4/3/07 at 7:27pm
I'm sorry to do this, but there is nobody around to listen to me, and I have to share a few of my faves. Share yours too!
DEATH BECOMES HER ( Unfortunately I think I can recite most of this movie)
You paint my ass I'll paint yours.
Oh She's a Brilliant writer Mrs. Ashton.
Miss!
Troop Beverly Hills
A canary Diamond you say? Does it Sing?
No Maam
Oh, yes it does!
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane
Damnit I want some breakfast Jane!
Breakfast? You don't get any breakfast. You didn't eat your din din...
theres a start.
Skingdom out.
LoringsGuy
Broadway Star Joined: 9/28/04
#2re: You paint my ass, I'll paint yours..
Posted: 4/3/07 at 9:21pm
DEATH BECOMES HER
"That was completely uncalled for! Look at me--I'm SOAKING WET!"
"And there seems to be something wrong with your...uh, blouse."
THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK
"I think...no, I am positive that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. In the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated every loathesome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick."
#2re: You paint my ass, I'll paint yours..
Posted: 4/3/07 at 9:40pmThe title reminded me of a song my friend used to be obsessed with. It went "Why did you paint my ass blue?" etc.
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#3re: You paint my ass, I'll paint yours..
Posted: 4/4/07 at 6:47am
I LOVE "Death Becomes Her"!
Helen: She was a homebreaker. She was a man-eater. And she was a *bad* actress.
Madeline Ashton: Ernest... my ass! I can see MY ASS!
I favorite exchange in our household:
Madeline Ashton: Bottoms up!
[Madeline drinks the potion]
Lisle Von Rhoman: Now, a warning.
Madeline Ashton: NOW a warning?
#4re: You paint my ass, I'll paint yours..
Posted: 4/4/07 at 9:15am
She's THE BEST!
husk_charmer
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/19/06
#5re: You paint my ass, I'll paint yours..
Posted: 4/4/07 at 10:06am
Death Becomes Her-
Now, where did you park the car?
Such a great movie.
#6re: You paint my ass, I'll paint yours..
Posted: 4/4/07 at 1:28pm
High Anxiety
Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.
FeelingElectric
Broadway Star Joined: 9/28/05
#7re: You paint my ass, I'll paint yours..
Posted: 4/5/07 at 5:52am
one that comes to mind right now
Pulp Fiction
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in what?
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#8re: You paint my ass, I'll paint yours..
Posted: 4/5/07 at 6:21am
I told you all it was gonna be just like that movie "There's Some Black People Coming Over For Dinner!"
Suzanne! We've told you the title of that movie , now you either say it right or don't say it at all.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#9re: You paint my ass, I'll paint yours..
Posted: 4/5/07 at 9:25amGlebby, I think it's time to watch that movie again...
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#10re: You paint my ass, I'll paint yours..
Posted: 4/5/07 at 9:45am
We could have a whole thread on John Waters quotes but here's one from POLYESTER:
Francine Fishpaw: Dexter's been expelled from school!
Cuddles Kovinsky: For what?
Francine Fishpaw: For truancy!
Cuddles Kovinsky: It's just those common Baltimore public schools. God, I wish I lived in Connecticut!
Lu-Lu Fishpaw: I'm gonna get an abortion and I can't WAIT!
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#11re: You paint my ass, I'll paint yours..
Posted: 4/5/07 at 1:21pm
"What are you wearing?"
"jeans?" "I bet they're tight"
High Anxiety
Updated On: 4/5/07 at 01:21 PM
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