The thing about Boobs is, he drinks too much.
He was in our wedding party. He said if he could "greet" the groom in his own special way, he'd agree to the marriage. Providing we're still married, of course, which we are.
Apparently he's forgotten the whole thing.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson