Your favorite "gayer than..." lines

[Albin]

Your favorite "gayer than..." lines#0

Posted: 9/24/06 at 11:13am

Two from Will and Grace:

"Honey, you're gayer than a clutch-purse on Tony night."

"gayer than a twirler in the pride parade!"

[singtopher]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#1

Posted: 9/24/06 at 11:28am

Just the classics....

"Gayer than Christmas"
"Gayer than a picnic basket"

"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert

[JerseyGirl2]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#2

Posted: 9/24/06 at 11:38am

I like, "Queer as a football bat."

How about, "Gayer than RuPaul's duct tape?"

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

[Funny Face]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#3

Posted: 9/24/06 at 11:55am

I think "Gayer than Christmas morning" is my preferred variant on that one :)

[Unknown User]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#4

Posted: 9/24/06 at 11:57am

"gayer than a HELLO KITTY vibrator"

[FindingNamo]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#5

Posted: 9/24/06 at 6:50pm

"Gayer than a bell choir director." I heard that one on the British "Queer as Folk" and I've never forgotten it.

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[boxers7]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#6

Posted: 9/24/06 at 7:48pm

"Gayer than a fanny pack at the Ice Capades."

"I don't wanna see that!" -Aunt Sassy (as played by Valerie Cherish) on Room & Bored

[Holly Therese]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#7

Posted: 9/24/06 at 8:26pm

Gayer than Elton John's fannypack.

"You know, with the right volume, Patti LuPone can make a car bounce, too...." -Wonderwaiter

[rose_pearl]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#8

Posted: 9/24/06 at 8:30pm

^ HAHAHA. I was gonna say that one! Will & Grace rocks.

~*Sara*~
Who would play you in the movie? "Taye Diggs." --Brian d'Arcy James

[harris007]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#9

Posted: 9/24/06 at 8:33pm

gayer then jaily

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

[Holly Therese]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#10

Posted: 9/24/06 at 8:33pm

I say it all the time! It's one of my favorite Will and Grace quotes of all time. It's up there with Karen and Rosario fights.

"You know, with the right volume, Patti LuPone can make a car bounce, too...." -Wonderwaiter

[wexy]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#11

Posted: 9/24/06 at 8:45pm

'Gayer than the 1890's."
(Thats mine)

'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'

[Jon]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#12

Posted: 9/24/06 at 10:38pm

Gayer than Home Depot on Super Bowl Sunday.

Gayer than Lili Tomlin's Labor Day Picnic and Softball Game, featuring entertainment by the Indigo Girls.

[M J R]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#13

Posted: 9/24/06 at 11:05pm

...Gayer than Liberace's pinky ring....

"High time we made a stand and shook up the views of the common man" - Tears for Fears

[CostumeMistress]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#14

Posted: 9/25/06 at 6:07pm

Gayer than a daisy in May.

Avatar - Isaac, my blue-fronted Amazon parrot. Adopted 9/7/07. Age 30 (my pet is older than me!)

[mominator]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#15

Posted: 9/25/06 at 6:23pm

"Honey, you're gayer than a clutch-purse on Tony night."
Mine also Albin!

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

[brdlwyr]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#16

Posted: 9/25/06 at 6:36pm

Gayer than DAME in hot pants!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#17

Posted: 9/25/06 at 6:58pm

Good to see you back Albin! I've missed you.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

[brdlwyr]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#18

Posted: 9/25/06 at 7:07pm

Gayer than DayDreamer in pink capri pants!

[bwaylvsong]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#19

Posted: 9/25/06 at 7:10pm

Gayer than a three-dollar bill.

[Tyler Greenwood]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#20

Posted: 8/27/21 at 8:53am

Gayer than (wife) taking nude tennis lessons from Martina Navratilova.

[sabrelady]

re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines#21

Posted: 9/4/21 at 1:33am

Gayer than a pink leather piñata.