Your favorite "gayer than..." lines
Your favorite "gayer than..." lines
Albin
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#0Your favorite "gayer than..." lines
Posted: 9/24/06 at 11:13am
Two from Will and Grace:
"Honey, you're gayer than a clutch-purse on Tony night."
"gayer than a twirler in the pride parade!"
#1re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/24/06 at 11:28am
Just the classics....
"Gayer than Christmas"
"Gayer than a picnic basket"
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
#2re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/24/06 at 11:38am
I like, "Queer as a football bat."
How about, "Gayer than RuPaul's duct tape?"
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Funny Face
Broadway Star Joined: 7/6/06
#3re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/24/06 at 11:55amI think "Gayer than Christmas morning" is my preferred variant on that one :)
Broadway Star Joined: 12/31/69
#4re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/24/06 at 11:57am"gayer than a HELLO KITTY vibrator"
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#5re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/24/06 at 6:50pm"Gayer than a bell choir director." I heard that one on the British "Queer as Folk" and I've never forgotten it.
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#6re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/24/06 at 7:48pm"Gayer than a fanny pack at the Ice Capades."
"I don't wanna see that!" -Aunt Sassy (as played by Valerie Cherish) on Room & Bored
#7re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/24/06 at 8:26pmGayer than Elton John's fannypack.
"You know, with the right volume, Patti LuPone can make a car bounce, too...."
-Wonderwaiter
#8re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/24/06 at 8:30pm^ HAHAHA. I was gonna say that one! Will & Grace rocks.
Who would play you in the movie? "Taye Diggs." --Brian d'Arcy James
#9re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/24/06 at 8:33pmgayer then jaily
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#10re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/24/06 at 8:33pmI say it all the time! It's one of my favorite Will and Grace quotes of all time. It's up there with Karen and Rosario fights.
"You know, with the right volume, Patti LuPone can make a car bounce, too...."
-Wonderwaiter
wexy
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
#11re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/24/06 at 8:45pm
'Gayer than the 1890's."
(Thats mine)
'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#12re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/24/06 at 10:38pm
Gayer than Home Depot on Super Bowl Sunday.
Gayer than Lili Tomlin's Labor Day Picnic and Softball Game, featuring entertainment by the Indigo Girls.
#13re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/24/06 at 11:05pm...Gayer than Liberace's pinky ring....
"High time we made a stand and shook up the views of the common man" - Tears for Fears
#14re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/25/06 at 6:07pmGayer than a daisy in May.
Avatar - Isaac, my blue-fronted Amazon parrot. Adopted 9/7/07. Age 30 (my pet is older than me!)
#15re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/25/06 at 6:23pm
"Honey, you're gayer than a clutch-purse on Tony night."
Mine also Albin!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#17re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/25/06 at 6:58pmGood to see you back Albin! I've missed you.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#18re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/25/06 at 7:07pmGayer than DayDreamer in pink capri pants!
bwaylvsong
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/28/05
#19re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/25/06 at 7:10pmGayer than a three-dollar bill.
#20re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 8/27/21 at 8:53am
Gayer than (wife) taking nude tennis lessons from Martina Navratilova.
sabrelady
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#21re: Your favorite 'gayer than...' lines
Posted: 9/4/21 at 1:33am
Gayer than a pink leather piñata.
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