#1
Posted: 11/4/13 at 10:46am
That joke thread was so so much fun a while back I thought let's dig out our favorite Patti Lupone jokes!
Your favorite Patti LuPone joke
#2
Posted: 11/4/13 at 11:26am
No one? OK I'll tell mine:
I was in the ladies room when Patti Lupone comes dashing in. She bustles into a stall and the door closes. A few minutes later I hear her call to me "Doll, this stall is out of paper- can you look around is there another roll there?"
I said "No Ms Lupone, there doesn't seem to be any."
I hear her fumbling around then "A box of Kleenex? Paper towels? Anything?"
I tell her "sorry Ms Lupone there's nothing."
A few moments later she asks "Hey Doll, you got two fives for a ten?"
I was in the ladies room when Patti Lupone comes dashing in. She bustles into a stall and the door closes. A few minutes later I hear her call to me "Doll, this stall is out of paper- can you look around is there another roll there?"
I said "No Ms Lupone, there doesn't seem to be any."
I hear her fumbling around then "A box of Kleenex? Paper towels? Anything?"
I tell her "sorry Ms Lupone there's nothing."
A few moments later she asks "Hey Doll, you got two fives for a ten?"
#3
Posted: 11/4/13 at 7:15pm
How many Patti Lupones does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"Just who the HELL do YOU think You are!?"
"Just who the HELL do YOU think You are!?"
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#4
Posted: 11/4/13 at 10:25pm
I love it!
I've also heard "How many Patti Lupones does it take to change a lightbulb?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
I've also heard "How many Patti Lupones does it take to change a lightbulb?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
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