Your favorite Patti LuPone joke

No one? OK I'll tell mine:

I was in the ladies room when Patti Lupone comes dashing in. She bustles into a stall and the door closes. A few minutes later I hear her call to me "Doll, this stall is out of paper- can you look around is there another roll there?"

I said "No Ms Lupone, there doesn't seem to be any."

I hear her fumbling around then "A box of Kleenex? Paper towels? Anything?"

I tell her "sorry Ms Lupone there's nothing."

A few moments later she asks "Hey Doll, you got two fives for a ten?"

I love it!

I've also heard "How many Patti Lupones does it take to change a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"