Anyone sitting around the cold house, craving carbs, who wants a New Year dieting tip:
Wear Crest White Strips, all day, every day. You can't really enjoy your Entenmann's crumb cake when your mouth is sticky and peroxide-sweet. And at the end of the day, you'll look like CNN's Aaron Brown. Try it.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling