a teddy bear named mohammed will get ya 40 lashes in sudan

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a teddy bear named mohammed will get ya 40 lashes in sudan

Posted: 11/28/07 at 11:26am

a british teacher in sudan has been charged with ofending religion for allowing her students to name a teddy bear mohammed.

she faces the potential punishment of 40 lashes.
whip that teddy bear teacher

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#2

re: a teddy bear named mohammed will get ya 40 lashes in sudan

Posted: 11/28/07 at 11:29am

I told her to name it Jesus.

#3

re: a teddy bear named mohammed will get ya 40 lashes in sudan

Posted: 11/28/07 at 11:35am

I love that this is what makes our news from Sudan. Like there haven't been atrocities going on in the region for years. Though one could hope this could bring our attention to that spec of the world for five more minutes.

#4

re: a teddy bear named mohammed will get ya 40 lashes in sudan

Posted: 11/28/07 at 11:35am

I heard about this on the radio yesterday.

That article neglects to mention the fact that "Mohammed" was also the name of one of the popular boys in the class. Shouldn't his parents get lashes too?

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#5

re: a teddy bear named mohammed will get ya 40 lashes in sudan

Posted: 11/28/07 at 1:50pm

yes, because no one in the united states has even heard of darfur where the arab militias are killing the ethnic africans in the name of racial purity with allah's blessing.

nope, bush didn't mentio that in his speech to the un nor did he recently call again for un peace keepers to be deployed there. although one wonders if un peace keepers will help or hinder the situation, given their history of corruption and pedophilia.

nope, no one here in america has heard of sudan.

but i can completely understand why some people might not want such stories to make it out of the sand and prefer to talk about anything but the topic of the thread. why it makes those folks look positively barbaric and no one wants that.

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#6

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Posted: 11/28/07 at 1:59pm

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#7

re: a teddy bear named mohammed will get ya 40 lashes in sudan

Posted: 11/28/07 at 2:19pm

See, I've called bears by pet names fairly often while being whipped, and no one's ever written a story about ME. What's up with that?

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#8

re: a teddy bear named mohammed will get ya 40 lashes in sudan

Posted: 11/28/07 at 2:19pm

Whenever a foreign country is mentioned on the news I change the station. Who cares!? If it were really important, it would be happening here.

This Darfur places sounds really dusty. I have heard of Sudan, but I thought that was some kind of car?

#9

re: a teddy bear named mohammed will get ya 40 lashes in sudan

Posted: 11/28/07 at 2:22pm

Darfur isn't dusty Joe, it's desolate.

I think Sudan is in the country of Chrysler btw.

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Updated On: 11/28/07 at 02:22 PM

#10

re: a teddy bear named mohammed will get ya 40 lashes in sudan

Posted: 11/28/07 at 2:24pm

See? That proves us Merkins know all about the world!

#11

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Posted: 11/28/07 at 2:26pm

I always suspected you were a pubic wig.

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#12

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Posted: 11/28/07 at 2:27pm

what about the otters?!

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#13

re: a teddy bear named mohammed will get ya 40 lashes in sudan

Posted: 11/28/07 at 2:28pm

OH! I was using the Texan Pronunciation of American! But I love Merkins and have several! I find it much more convenient when heading out for the evening to have several styles to choose from: Windblown, Man about Town, short'n'sassy and of course, my favorite for making a grand impression, The Trump!

#14

re: a teddy bear named mohammed will get ya 40 lashes in sudan

Posted: 11/28/07 at 2:29pm

Mine are in all colors too. Sometimes I just feel like a "redhead"

but back on topic:

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Updated On: 11/28/07 at 02:29 PM

#15

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Posted: 11/28/07 at 2:37pm

40 lashes are going to last FOREVER.

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#16

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Posted: 11/28/07 at 2:43pm

Oh I know what you mean, Taz!

#17

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Posted: 11/28/07 at 2:49pm

40 lashes with a wet noodle!

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#18

re: a teddy bear named mohammed will get ya 40 lashes in sudan

Posted: 11/28/07 at 8:13pm

taz, you have a special place in my heart!

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#19

re: a teddy bear named mohammed will get ya 40 lashes in sudan

Posted: 11/28/07 at 9:46pm

I once met a bear named Mohammed. No teddy though.

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Updated On: 11/28/07 at 09:46 PM

#20

re: a teddy bear named mohammed will get ya 40 lashes in sudan

Posted: 11/29/07 at 10:18am

I once met a bear called Mohammed
Whose dick was as long a comet
It was a lot-a work-a
To get me in the burqa
But if he sees my knees then he'll vomit

Updated On: 11/29/07 at 10:18 AM

#21

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Posted: 11/29/07 at 11:42am

Apparently, whipping isn't enough - she must DIE!
Article.

#22

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Posted: 11/29/07 at 1:51pm

only 15 days in prison for the blasphemer! well, the sudanese can always hope for her to be killed in prison like the infidel dog she is!
welcome to the sudan, now get in prison infidel!

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#23

re: a teddy bear named mohammed will get ya 40 lashes in sudan

Posted: 11/29/07 at 1:57pm

Poor thing is probably better off in Jail at this point.
She'll be dead within hours of her release.

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#24

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Posted: 11/29/07 at 2:14pm

I'm sure this group...
... would offer her political sanctuary.

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#25

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Posted: 11/29/07 at 2:19pm

DON'T CLICK ON THE PHOTOS PAGE!!!

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