ambiguously titled thread

#1

ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:02pm

let's hope this does the trick, kiddies. keep your fingers crossed.

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#2

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:04pm

You seem to have some goo on your shoe, there, Beverly...

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#3

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:06pm

Be on the lookout for Beverly Sutphin. She is considered armed and fcukin' nuts!

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Updated On: 7/6/05 at 04:06 PM

#4

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:08pm

"I think somebody oughta kill her."

"For the sake of the environment, somebody just might."

#5

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:12pm

The only "serial" I know anything about is Rice Krispies.

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#6

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:13pm

RobbO, I almost did the same thing. But if there were 2 titled "ambiguously titled thread", people would start linking to each one showing that it's already been done. Here's to bursting veins.

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Updated On: 7/6/05 at 04:13 PM

#7

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:24pm

did it work?

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#8

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:27pm

JUROR #12 IS WEARING WHITE SHOES AFTER LABOR DAY!!!!

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#9

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:28pm

No! Please! Fashion has changed!

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#10

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Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:28pm

"Fashion has changed!"

"No, it hasn't."

(bludgeons Juror #12 with phone)

#11

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:30pm

Let the records show I'm merely standing here!

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#12

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Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:36pm

Chicks with Dicks

#13

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Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:42pm

Officers, life doesn't have to be ugly. See, look at the birds out there. Listen to their call.

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#14

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Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:45pm

Chip, you know how I hate the brown word!

#15

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:46pm

I should warn you. This note contains, uh, language.

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#16

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Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:51pm

Detective Bradford, I'm sorry but we don't allow gum chewing in this house.

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#17

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:54pm

Did Chip torture animals as a young child?

He most certainly did not!

#18

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:55pm

Oh Mrs. Wilson, I'm so sorry. These calls are driving me crazy! I'm a divorced woman, please help me.

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#19

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:56pm

We're investigating obscene phone calls and mail threats to a certain Mrs. Dottie Hinkle.



I know Dottie!

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#20

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:00pm

Officers, I've never said the P-word out loud, much less written it down!

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#21

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:04pm

What did you just say?

Pussy willows, Dottie!

#22

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 6:37pm

Tomorrow (CLUB)
Tomorrow (POUND)
I Love ya (BEAT)
Tomorrow (BASH)
Your always a day (WHACK)
a (Smack)
way (PUMMEL)

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#23

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 6:46pm

Dr. Sutphin, is your wife mental?

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Updated On: 7/6/05 at 06:46 PM

#24

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 6:46pm

SUZANNE SOMERS, THAT IS MY BAD SIDE!!

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Updated On: 7/6/05 at 06:46 PM

#25

re: ambiguously titled thread

Posted: 7/6/05 at 6:46pm

A bit of SM trivia - the Suzanne Somers role was originally written for and offered to one Farrah Fawcett.

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