Try these
pick up the phone, and set it down, and do nothing.
pick up the phone and start speaking your version of a foreign language, gibberish, whatever
pick up the phone, scream, and yell 'HONEY, WE WON. WE WON THAT TRIP.' Profusely thank the person on the other end. They will never call you again. (this is my fathers favorite thing to do)
or, pick up the phone, listen for a minute, than politely ask for the persons phome phone number so you can call them back. When they say they cannot give it to you, ask why THEY feel they can call you at home. Then slam the phone down. I find adding the word a**hole, adds a nice touch
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956