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Posted: 5/1/04 at 8:14am

this is just too delicious to pass up. the things i miss when i actually have to work for a living...

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Posted: 5/1/04 at 9:50am

If it turns out that there are sordid details, will we be treated to a blow-by-blow account in front of a special prosecutor, or will he get to just "have a private chat" with a commission? I hear that can be "fun".

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Posted: 5/1/04 at 11:56am

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Posted: 5/1/04 at 12:54pm

"This view is now so standard that it can serve as a regular premise for sitcom humor without requiring the least explication of the principle."

Ah... the standards by which we live.
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Posted: 5/1/04 at 1:00pm

Oh, Papa, you are soooo straight. A "beard" is a straight person used to make people think a closet case is also straight. (Think Nicole Kidman, Cindy Crawford and Lisa Marie Presley.) Your post would imply that Condi is a dyke and wants people to think that she is having an affair with Bushy so her mamma won't find out she really likes BUSH!

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Posted: 5/1/04 at 1:02pm

Or maybe the President is a "Bob" as defined in The Vagina Monologues as a person who sometimes looks as if he has a beard but it's really just Bush.

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Posted: 5/1/04 at 1:02pm

Of course! Now we know why Bush has taken all that time off, all those vacations. He had to recuperate from all that hot, frantic Condi-luvvin'. No one can be that tight, composed, and robotic...she's gotta let off some steam sometime, and when she does: WHOO-HOO!!! Jenna Jameson LOOK OUT!!

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Posted: 5/1/04 at 1:26pm

uh, sueleen, that's pretty much where i was going, but with the double irony of the fact that i don't think that condi's a slave of sapphos.

but it's sorta like a bad musical, she's pretending to be a gay woman pretending to be a straight woman having an affair with a man to hid the fact that she's gay when in fact the gay identity is hiding the truth of the matter that she is in fact straight. oh i really must make sure to have coffee before posting...

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Posted: 5/1/04 at 1:40pm

Oh god. Nia Vardalos is running out for some Egyptian 19 even as we speak.

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