Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
No, brdlwyr. In fact, I think I'll go into seclusion. What I plan to do is ignore all of your phone calls and invitations to places and create this wonderful world where you've all slighted me. It's fun! Everyone's doing it!
Everyone does it to me, Brdlwyr. Whether they know it or not, they do. Even this thread, devoted to the eternal question of whether or not I'm hot, is secretly victimizing me.