Listen, please put in a word with the powers that be to do something about my daily commute, willya? I won't even hold that certain thing over your head anymore.
whats so scarey about hand puppets? there very cute
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
Mr. Singer, will your people be issuing a press release for the big event? Will you address the nation at some point? Will you ask Mr. Wilson to sing for you?
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Is there going to be video footage of me at 12:01 tonight? For the record, I do believe I was born about 10:30 am. I'll have to call and check on that fact.