Emcee, you've seen the real thing. You know where to get it, too!
Elphapug says hi to all! He's also very flattered you find him hot. He loves his cape and hat. I sometimes take him to the Wicked lottery so that everyone gets confused and yells, "look! It's Shoshana Bean!" Needless to say, the box office people are not amused.
uh, well, I have to wear socks with my shoes, Cookie and Bad. Otherwise, smelly Bwaysinger. I prefer clean Bwaysinger. Most other people do too... Except when I'm dirty.
Oh, Zeppy, you know I was joking. Big brother would never think that of little brother.