Good point..
**steps behind bar**
What can I get you today?
Perhaps a sex on the beach?
Perfect! And we can chase them with a Screaming Orgasm! Why do I feel like I'm gonna need lube just to watch?
cumming right up..
One sex on the beach followed by a screaming orgasm for each of us..
"Why do I feel like I'm gonna need lube just to watch?"
Probably for the same reason I have to agree..
**sets pack of cigarettes on bar**
Gets out lighter. Places jujubees on bar and waits for the show to begin.
**gets a sex on the beach for Sommsie**
Alright boys. We have settled in for an afternoon of porn. Can we get either of you a drink or a smoke to get you in the mood?
**turns on mood music**
Katy it seems our boys are having second thoughts or something.. How unlike them..
I know! Just when I was all set to have a good time. Leave it to our boys to get all shy on us. Oh well. We've still got SOMMS, alcohol and cigarettes. Guess we'll just have to party on our own and be on the look-out for our boys.
So, SOMMsy, how YOU doin?
hot nekkid chik sex? Ew, but well, what the heck.
oh my god, are two girls about to get it on in my thread?
Best
Day
Ever!
them shy?!?!?! HA!!! I dont believe it... there is something wrong with that statement..
I think we need to switch what we are drinking..
**gets out shot glasses**
Stiff D*ck anyone?
Cammie, how did you know that there is nothing I like more than a big, stiff d**k? Genius!
just and educated guess really.. Most people that spend time on this thread like a nice big stiff d*ck..
Definitely a common denominator around here.
Of course! What a silly question! Just be careful. Get drunk around here and you get taken advantage of.
**gives Sommsie a triple**
Katy, I think that's what he's hoping for..
Good luck, Sommsie. Anyone else we should be handing out the stiff drinks to?
I think this calls for some nuts.. what do you think Katy?
**puts basket of peanuts on counter**
I like bigger nuts. Where's the macodamia's?
**gets out macodamia's and walnuts**
And pistachios. Nuts make everything better.
oh just give sommsy a blow job already.
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