slobber?????????????????? whats going on in here
Ahem... this may be your hot thread, bway, but if you think I'm gonna let you co-opt the hunkalicious Mr. Crudup without a fight, you've got another thing comin' to ya....
if bway infects Undi, then I'll just have to give a healing backrub...
wait wait wait... not only does he give good squishes... but he gives backrubs too??? where do i sign up!?
I cook, clean, and I do windows too... Aren't I handy to have around?
I get that a lot... :)
GREMIO:
I've made a haul in all the leading rackets
From which rip-roarin' rich I happen to be,
And if thou wouldst attain the upper brackets,
Marry me, marry me, marry me.
LUCENTIO:
My purse has yet to know a silver lining,
Still lifeless in my wifeless family tree,
But if for love unending thou art pining,
Marry me, marry me, marry me.
HORTENSIO:
I come to thee a thoroughbred patrician
Still spaying my decaying family tree.
To give a social goose to thy position,
Marry me, marry me, marry me.
Marry me!
And I can get everyone's mother to like me, so no MIL problems...
he he mine wouldnt like ya lol
no, i'm really not
As this is my thread, the rights to court Cookie here belong to me. Me!
By the way, Sword, why did you bring up Angelina Jolie?
i think cause meffie said something like straight guys would hop the fence for billy like girls would for angelina.
oh right.
Well, I wouldn't hop the fence for Angelina. Julianne Moore...
it's okay harris. I'm not too keen on heifers...
Cookie, let's get back to the proposal.
Marry me! May the lord who watches all watch over thee...
And various other Irish tunes.
bway: we'd have to go to Canada. Or the Netherlands..
WHO'S A heifer
Helloooo! You're forgetting Massachusetts.
oh, that's right... That's only a Delta shuttle away...
Yeah but if you went there you'd have to talk with that funny accent
YOu know, Harris, those cows are from Bah-ston.
and they like chowda
and ps my cows are from france
anyways, bway is hot.
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