bwaysinger is HOTTER than hot — Page 92

#2276

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Posted: 5/31/05 at 6:02pm

slobber?????????????????? whats going on in here

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#2277

The Official Bwaysinger's Tub is now un-Gunky Thread

Posted: 5/31/05 at 6:19pm

Ahem... this may be your hot thread, bway, but if you think I'm gonna let you co-opt the hunkalicious Mr. Crudup without a fight, you've got another thing comin' to ya....

#2278

The Official Bwaysinger's Tub is now un-Gunky Thread

Posted: 5/31/05 at 6:20pm

cookie's back!

#2279

The Official Bwaysinger's Tub is now un-Gunky Thread

Posted: 5/31/05 at 6:24pm

lol undi.

#2280

The Official Bwaysinger's Tub is now un-Gunky Thread

Posted: 5/31/05 at 6:25pm

if bway infects Undi, then I'll just have to give a healing backrub...

#2281

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Posted: 5/31/05 at 6:27pm

wait wait wait... not only does he give good squishes... but he gives backrubs too??? where do i sign up!?

#2282

The Official Bwaysinger's Tub is now un-Gunky Thread

Posted: 5/31/05 at 6:40pm

I cook, clean, and I do windows too... Aren't I handy to have around?

#2283

The Official Bwaysinger's Tub is now un-Gunky Thread

Posted: 5/31/05 at 6:45pm

I get that a lot... :)

GREMIO:
I've made a haul in all the leading rackets
From which rip-roarin' rich I happen to be,
And if thou wouldst attain the upper brackets,
Marry me, marry me, marry me.

LUCENTIO:
My purse has yet to know a silver lining,
Still lifeless in my wifeless family tree,
But if for love unending thou art pining,
Marry me, marry me, marry me.

HORTENSIO:
I come to thee a thoroughbred patrician
Still spaying my decaying family tree.
To give a social goose to thy position,
Marry me, marry me, marry me.
Marry me!

#2284

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Posted: 5/31/05 at 7:01pm

And I can get everyone's mother to like me, so no MIL problems...

#2285

The Official Bwaysinger's Tub is now un-Gunky Thread

Posted: 5/31/05 at 7:31pm

he he mine wouldnt like ya lol

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#2286

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Posted: 5/31/05 at 8:02pm

no, i'm really not

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#2287

The Official Bwaysinger's Tub is now un-Gunky Thread

Posted: 5/31/05 at 10:01pm

As this is my thread, the rights to court Cookie here belong to me. Me!

By the way, Sword, why did you bring up Angelina Jolie?

#2288

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Posted: 5/31/05 at 10:04pm

i think cause meffie said something like straight guys would hop the fence for billy like girls would for angelina.

#2289

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Posted: 5/31/05 at 10:07pm

oh right.
Well, I wouldn't hop the fence for Angelina. Julianne Moore...

#2290

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Posted: 5/31/05 at 10:08pm

it's okay harris. I'm not too keen on heifers...

#2291

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Posted: 5/31/05 at 10:12pm

Cookie, let's get back to the proposal.
Marry me! May the lord who watches all watch over thee...
And various other Irish tunes.

#2292

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Posted: 5/31/05 at 10:17pm

bway: we'd have to go to Canada. Or the Netherlands..

#2293

The Official Bwaysinger's Tub is now un-Gunky Thread

Posted: 5/31/05 at 10:17pm

WHO'S A heifer

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#2294

The Official Bwaysinger's Tub is now un-Gunky Thread

Posted: 5/31/05 at 10:18pm

Helloooo! You're forgetting Massachusetts.

#2295

The Official Bwaysinger's Tub is now un-Gunky Thread

Posted: 5/31/05 at 10:20pm

oh, that's right... That's only a Delta shuttle away...

#2296

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Posted: 5/31/05 at 10:21pm

Yeah but if you went there you'd have to talk with that funny accent

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#2297

The Official Bwaysinger's Tub is now un-Gunky Thread

Posted: 5/31/05 at 10:22pm

YOu know, Harris, those cows are from Bah-ston.

#2298

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Posted: 5/31/05 at 10:23pm

Brahmin bulls?

#2299

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Posted: 5/31/05 at 10:24pm

and they like chowda




and ps my cows are from france

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#2300

The Official Bwaysinger's Tub is now un-Gunky Thread

Posted: 5/31/05 at 10:28pm

anyways, bway is hot.