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#1

can you read these?

Can you read these right the first time?

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

can you read these? A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

1can you read these? Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

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#2

re: can you read these?

Yes, tis the English language.

"Germany, Germany, Germany! Everything's always about Germany but what about me! Adolf, I'm dying without your love can't you see?"-ML The fuher is coming to theathers this winter.

Updated On: 3/11/06 at 12:37 PM

#3

re: can you read these?

Lol. I love those.
And then, do you know Monseiur Marius, I believe I was a little in love with you.
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#4

re: can you read these?

Nice avatar Overthemoon. lol
"Germany, Germany, Germany! Everything's always about Germany but what about me! Adolf, I'm dying without your love can't you see?"-ML The fuher is coming to theathers this winter.
#5

re: can you read these?

Lol thanks.
And then, do you know Monseiur Marius, I believe I was a little in love with you.
♥♥♥
#6

re: can you read these?

Number 6 is a tricky little blighter.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#8

re: can you read these?

My hat is off to anyone who tries to learn this tongue as a second language. Nothing easy, or particularly logical, about it, is there?
"And the postman sighed as he scratched his head, you really rather thought she ought to be dead..."
#9

re: can you read these?


20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

This doesn;t make sense to me, i've never heard intimate used the first way before.
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#10

re: can you read these?

"Number 6 is a tricky little blighter. "

i was so proud, i got this one on my first try! hehe
#11

re: can you read these?

Number 20 doesn't make sense to me either.
"Germany, Germany, Germany! Everything's always about Germany but what about me! Adolf, I'm dying without your love can't you see?"-ML The fuher is coming to theathers this winter.

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