cell phone warning
cell phone warning
#0cell phone warning
Posted: 7/26/06 at 1:33pmif you work in an office which doesn't allow cell phones i have a serious warning for you. if you thank that going outside the office and into the stairwell to have a screaming, crying bitch-fest of a breakdown brawl with your significant other will keep others from hearing you and giggling at the spurious reasons for why you're breaking up...it won't. not even if you close the door, which some don't even care to do. see, most stairwells act as more of a megaphone actually amplifying every sob and garbled accusation which you have to repeat over and over and over because you're crying too hard to be coherent. so be careful.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#1re: Cell Phone Warning
Posted: 7/26/06 at 1:35pmPersonal experience? Who broke your heart papa? I'll get that bitch.
Hamlet's father.
#2re: Cell Phone Warning
Posted: 7/26/06 at 1:35pm
Sorry, papa.
Next time I'll go all the way outside. But I was really upset!!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#3re: Cell Phone Warning
Posted: 7/26/06 at 1:40pmThe voyeur in me wants to know what they broke up. And, is she hot?
Hamlet's father.
#4re: Cell Phone Warning
Posted: 7/26/06 at 1:51pmPapa was busy calling his date from last night to demand that $50 towards the bill.
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
#5re: Cell Phone Warning
Posted: 7/26/06 at 1:52pmYou ate the food, You drank the Roofie...
Hamlet's father.
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#6re: Cell Phone Warning
Posted: 7/26/06 at 1:52pmI told you we should have stuck to texting, Papito.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
#7re: Cell Phone Warning
Posted: 7/26/06 at 1:54pm
CKeaton-
You sincerely made me do a spit take!
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
#8re: Cell Phone Warning
Posted: 7/26/06 at 1:55pmSo papa...fill us in on all the dirty details.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#9Cell Phone Warning
Posted: 7/26/06 at 2:12pmDearest CK, I believe that would be good taste. Or taste good....
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
#10cell phone warning
Posted: 7/26/06 at 2:19pm
...i can't put my finger on it.
sucks to be you.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#12Cell Phone Warning
Posted: 7/26/06 at 3:44pmCK, I meant what (or who) was going down....
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
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