Best of luck to you, and here's hoping that his guy's the worst of your teachers. The thing to do is just look forward to the end of the semester, when you can burn all of the papers he gives you and forget about him and his class.
Or you could spit into his drink while he's out of the room.
Not that I've done that. xD
"'But do you really mean, sir,' said Peter, 'that there could be other worlds --all over the place, just round the corner-- like that?'
'Nothing is more probable,' said the Professor..."
-The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe