Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
SUCATRAPS is SPARTACUS' backside.
That way you'll know him/her coming or going.
Updated On: 1/30/05 at 10:51 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
The family name used to be Spartawitz when we lived in the Thracian schtetl. We changed when we moved as not to sound too Jewish.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
No my dear, the name used to be Spartacowski. He was a good Polish gladiator who enjoyed a mouthful of kielbasa every now and then.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
I will think of a snappy comeback to Spartacus being Polish. Just give me a minute
No you both have it wrong it was Spartacokrynski, indeed a Polish Jew but he worked at a factory which made souvenir shot glasses.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
Hey, I have connections to poland. A childhood friend of mine from LI is now Chief Rabbi of Poland. I will have him answer this dilemma. By the way........it is true. This friend of mine really is the Chief Rabbi of Poland!
Yeah, whatever. I would think Yenta would know, seeing she's the real Spartacus. You are all desperate posers.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
I think Rath has Spartacus envy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Ah yes, the esteemed Rabbi Knish.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I never said I wasn't desperate. but I STILL AM SPARTACUS!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Hey, wasn't it McSpartacurphy?
And I've just realized Rath's Spartacus. While we're all being loyal, she's blaming poor Yenta. Stone her!
*runs*
Get 'em! And Lynn Cheney too!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
The REAL Spartacus would never run. (His pantyhose might bue he wouldn't!)
Excellent point.
Sincerely yours,
Spartacus
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Let's stone Rath anyway...
*throws rather large rock, throws with all might, lands with soft thud inches away*
Ok, maybe not...
*clicks rifle*
And I'm back to being Spartacus, but you can call me Sparty.
*cries, pained that her "friend" Ellie would stone and shoot her*
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Don't cry Rath, soon all your worries will be over...let Ellie give you a hug...
*conceals rusty dagger*
*happily hugs Ellie, then feels sharp pain...momentarily shocked...murmurs "Maureeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn"... dramatically dies*
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
*quickly wraps corpse in cheapy tin foil, shoves in shallow grave*
Rath, may you rest in pieces.
*puts on tap shoes, goes wild*
MOMENTS EARLIER:
*places nitroglycerin in tap shoe heel*
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Even nitroglycerin can't rain on my parade, deary.
*hears sirens*
Gotta go!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
That means I am Spartacus!
Swing Joined: 1/31/05
You all might be Spartacus, but I'm Back!!
he he he he
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