#52
Posted: 1/30/05 at 10:51pm
SUCATRAPS is SPARTACUS' backside.
That way you'll know him/her coming or going.
That way you'll know him/her coming or going.
Updated On: 1/30/05 at 10:51 PM
#53
Posted: 1/30/05 at 10:53pm
The family name used to be Spartawitz when we lived in the Thracian schtetl. We changed when we moved as not to sound too Jewish.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#54
Posted: 1/30/05 at 10:55pm
No my dear, the name used to be Spartacowski. He was a good Polish gladiator who enjoyed a mouthful of kielbasa every now and then.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#55
Posted: 1/30/05 at 10:57pm
I will think of a snappy comeback to Spartacus being Polish. Just give me a minute
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#56
Posted: 1/30/05 at 10:58pm
No you both have it wrong it was Spartacokrynski, indeed a Polish Jew but he worked at a factory which made souvenir shot glasses.
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
#57
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:02pm
Hey, I have connections to poland. A childhood friend of mine from LI is now Chief Rabbi of Poland. I will have him answer this dilemma. By the way........it is true. This friend of mine really is the Chief Rabbi of Poland!
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#58
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:02pm
Yeah, whatever. I would think Yenta would know, seeing she's the real Spartacus. You are all desperate posers.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#59
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:04pm
I think Rath has Spartacus envy
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#60
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:04pm
Ah yes, the esteemed Rabbi Knish.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#61
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:06pm
I never said I wasn't desperate. but I STILL AM SPARTACUS!
#62
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:07pm
Hey, wasn't it McSpartacurphy?
And I've just realized Rath's Spartacus. While we're all being loyal, she's blaming poor Yenta. Stone her!
And I've just realized Rath's Spartacus. While we're all being loyal, she's blaming poor Yenta. Stone her!
#63
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:08pm
*runs*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#64
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:08pm
Get 'em! And Lynn Cheney too!
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
#65
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:09pm
The REAL Spartacus would never run. (His pantyhose might bue he wouldn't!)
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#66
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:13pm
Excellent point.
Sincerely yours,
Spartacus
Sincerely yours,
Spartacus
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
#67
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:15pm
Let's stone Rath anyway...
*throws rather large rock, throws with all might, lands with soft thud inches away*
Ok, maybe not...
*clicks rifle*
And I'm back to being Spartacus, but you can call me Sparty.
*throws rather large rock, throws with all might, lands with soft thud inches away*
Ok, maybe not...
*clicks rifle*
And I'm back to being Spartacus, but you can call me Sparty.
#68
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:17pm
*cries, pained that her "friend" Ellie would stone and shoot her*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#69
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:20pm
Don't cry Rath, soon all your worries will be over...let Ellie give you a hug...
*conceals rusty dagger*
*conceals rusty dagger*
#70
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:22pm
*happily hugs Ellie, then feels sharp pain...momentarily shocked...murmurs "Maureeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn"... dramatically dies*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 1/30/05 at 11:22 PM
#71
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:27pm
*quickly wraps corpse in cheapy tin foil, shoves in shallow grave*
Rath, may you rest in pieces.
*puts on tap shoes, goes wild*
Rath, may you rest in pieces.
*puts on tap shoes, goes wild*
#72
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:28pm
MOMENTS EARLIER:
*places nitroglycerin in tap shoe heel*
*places nitroglycerin in tap shoe heel*
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
#73
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:35pm
Even nitroglycerin can't rain on my parade, deary.
*hears sirens*
Gotta go!
*hears sirens*
Gotta go!
#74
Posted: 1/31/05 at 12:25pm
That means I am Spartacus!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#75
Posted: 1/31/05 at 12:36pm
You all might be Spartacus, but I'm Back!!
he he he he
he he he he
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