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Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
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Joined: 12/31/69
#51re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 10:51pm
SUCATRAPS is SPARTACUS' backside.
That way you'll know him/her coming or going.
Updated On: 1/30/05 at 10:51 PM
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#52re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 10:53pmThe family name used to be Spartawitz when we lived in the Thracian schtetl. We changed when we moved as not to sound too Jewish.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#53re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 10:55pmNo my dear, the name used to be Spartacowski. He was a good Polish gladiator who enjoyed a mouthful of kielbasa every now and then.
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#54re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 10:57pmI will think of a snappy comeback to Spartacus being Polish. Just give me a minute
#55re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 10:58pmNo you both have it wrong it was Spartacokrynski, indeed a Polish Jew but he worked at a factory which made souvenir shot glasses.
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#56re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:02pmHey, I have connections to poland. A childhood friend of mine from LI is now Chief Rabbi of Poland. I will have him answer this dilemma. By the way........it is true. This friend of mine really is the Chief Rabbi of Poland!
#57re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:02pmYeah, whatever. I would think Yenta would know, seeing she's the real Spartacus. You are all desperate posers.
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#58re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:04pmI think Rath has Spartacus envy
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#59re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:04pmAh yes, the esteemed Rabbi Knish.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#60re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:06pmI never said I wasn't desperate. but I STILL AM SPARTACUS!
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#61re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:07pm
Hey, wasn't it McSpartacurphy?
And I've just realized Rath's Spartacus. While we're all being loyal, she's blaming poor Yenta. Stone her!
#62re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:08pm*runs*
#63re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:08pmGet 'em! And Lynn Cheney too!
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#64re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:09pmThe REAL Spartacus would never run. (His pantyhose might bue he wouldn't!)
#65re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:13pm
Excellent point.
Sincerely yours,
Spartacus
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#66re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:15pm
Let's stone Rath anyway...
*throws rather large rock, throws with all might, lands with soft thud inches away*
Ok, maybe not...
*clicks rifle*
And I'm back to being Spartacus, but you can call me Sparty.
#67re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:17pm*cries, pained that her "friend" Ellie would stone and shoot her*
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#68re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:20pm
Don't cry Rath, soon all your worries will be over...let Ellie give you a hug...
*conceals rusty dagger*
#69re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:22pm*happily hugs Ellie, then feels sharp pain...momentarily shocked...murmurs "Maureeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn"... dramatically dies*
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#70re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:27pm
*quickly wraps corpse in cheapy tin foil, shoves in shallow grave*
Rath, may you rest in pieces.
*puts on tap shoes, goes wild*
#71re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:28pm
MOMENTS EARLIER:
*places nitroglycerin in tap shoe heel*
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#72re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/30/05 at 11:35pm
Even nitroglycerin can't rain on my parade, deary.
*hears sirens*
Gotta go!
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#73re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/31/05 at 12:25pmThat means I am Spartacus!
ImBack
Swing Joined: 1/31/05
#74re: dear dollipop
Posted: 1/31/05 at 12:36pm
You all might be Spartacus, but I'm Back!!
he he he he
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