"echhh..... I am soooooo over Kabbalah."

[Pippin]

Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:53pm

looks like Madonna may be almost done with her religious phase. I, for one can't wait until she revives the "vogue" and cone breast phase.

Madge- we miss you. come back to the dark side.
madge is bored

[Gothampc]

Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:13pm

This news source didn't carry the full version of the story put out by the newswires. Here is the funny part they left out:

"If it is true, Madonna wouldn't be the only mega-celebrity to be on the outs with Kabbalah this year. Britney Spears announced in May that she was giving up Kabbalah, which Madonna introduced her to a few years ago. "I no longer study Kabbalah, my baby is my religion," she said in a posting on her Web site."

Updated On: 7/10/06 at 02:13 PM

[Pippin]

Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:18pm

oh, no she didn't!!

good stuff. I love celebrities. they're fun.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:20pm

It sounds like a bunch of gossip.

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:20pm

...and oh so fickle!

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:03pm

Her baby is her religion, huh? I dropped my religion years ago. Maybe she was trying for the same.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/10/06 at 5:29pm

There's one way to find out, let's ask midtowngym to zoom in on the water bottle on the stage next to Madonna in the photo he snapped. The one from the part of the show where she lies down on the steps because she's so exhausted because she's been working so hard and it's so FRIGGING hot in there that she's probably dehydrated.

She obviously still has the red tampon string tied around her wrist, but then again, it really goes with her outfit, so it could just be a fashion statement. However, if the bottle label says Kabbalah Water (tm) we'll know she's still in. If not, then we know kabbalah's as gone as her British accent.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 7/10/06 at 5:37pm

It somehow bothers me that her children aren't allowed to celebrate Christmas. Can't wait until they write their "Mommie Dearest" books.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/10/06 at 5:44pm

Nowhere in the article does it say her children aren't allowed to celebrate Christmas.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 7/10/06 at 5:47pm

"Nowhere in the article does it say her children aren't allowed to celebrate Christmas."

Graph 4:

"Madonna is also said to be concerned that following Kabbalah separates her children from more conventional customs such as Christmas, which they do not currently celebrate, it added."

Updated On: 7/10/06 at 05:47 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/10/06 at 5:53pm

My mistake. I guess to me, after seeing Prancer, the magic of Christmas lives in my heart all year round.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:11pm

IF that is even true. It's been said that Kabbalah can be blended with whatever other religion you might subscribe to, so maybe they do celebrate Christmas. And Lord knows plenty of non-Christians celebrate Christmas secularly.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/11/06 at 8:51am

You can say that again. I'm an atheist, god knows, but every time that Baby Jesus comes down my chimney with a sack of presents for me, I seriously consider rethinking my position.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 7/11/06 at 4:39pm

About 12 jokes entered my mind, but I can't post them on this family friendly board!

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 7/11/06 at 4:43pm

but what about here at bww, jrb?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/11/06 at 7:05pm

Does this mean she and Brit are French-buddies again?

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 7/11/06 at 7:06pm

Oh Lord I hope not. Brit has been looking so skanky. Madonna should be frenching Aguilera or Pink for sure!

[blueroses]

Posted: 7/11/06 at 7:14pm

*sighs* I think my girl Pink wipes the floor with Brit Brit and Aguilera. Will she ever get her due?

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 7/11/06 at 7:15pm

I hope so. I'm seeing Pink at Webster Hall on the 19th!

[blueroses]

Posted: 7/11/06 at 7:17pm

Lucky Jerby! She is such a goddess.