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#1

embarassing moments

I can't think of any right now. But everyone else post yours, cuz I'm bored!
Ways to annoy people: Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes. Ask people what gender they are,or Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
#2

re: embarassing moments

don't be shy
Ways to annoy people: Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes. Ask people what gender they are,or Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
#3

re: embarassing moments

I haven't really had any embarassing moments. Or they were just so embarassing that I blocked them out of my memory. Actually, one of my friends told me that the reason some ppl at my school dislike me is because I can do almost anything and not get embarassed by it. Oh well. Once I think of one I will be sure to post it.

~*~Fairytales do come true~*~ Keala Settle: Aloha, Sistah! It's all good...<3<3<3
#4

re: embarassing moments

Okay, I was invited to this party, right? So I IM my friend, who I thought was invited, asking what she was going to wear. She responded with, "She's having a party?"


So I'm like, "Dammit!" And my friend's like "SH*T." And now she's pissed at me. And I suck. A lot.
Real men are tenors.
#5

re: embarassing moments

ooh, well atleast it wasn't on purpose. Some people talk about things that other people weren't invited to in front of the person, just to be mean, u know?



keep posting every1
Ways to annoy people: Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes. Ask people what gender they are,or Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
#6

re: embarassing moments

Ok!! I got one!! I really don't like telling this one, but hey. Ok, when I was in 6th grade I thought my english teacher was just the coolest thing!! (And still do, her and I have become really good friends). I would babysit her daughter before and after school. One day I got the terrible news that she was moving away b/c her husband got transfered *crushed*. She asked me if I wanted to go to Joannes Water Park w/ her and her daughter before she left. And I was all excited and everything. I had just gotten a new swim suit too, so I was feeling all cool. She even let me bring one of my friends. So, we get to the water park and are getting ready to get into the water, and I took off my shirt, and her daughter goes, "Eww...Dannah, you have hair under your arms!". I had shaved the night before, thinking I'd be fine. I was mortified. We all started laughing, and my teacher looked at me w/ one of those 'oh my gosh i'm sorry she just said that, but it was funny' kinda looks. I turned to my friend half laughing and in tears. I totally learned my lesson about shaving my underarms they DAY I'm gonna wear something sleeveless.
~*~Fairytales do come true~*~ Keala Settle: Aloha, Sistah! It's all good...<3<3<3
#7

re: embarassing moments

I had a very amusing moment. I was playing in the ping pong match at the club. I was in way over my head and the score was tied. Well, I stepped back to take this really terrific volley and I stepped on the ping pong ball. I squashed it to bits.

It was ghastly!
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#8

re: embarassing moments

oh you guys, those are funny! ummm, I'm trying to think of one.........
Ways to annoy people: Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes. Ask people what gender they are,or Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
#9

re: embarassing moments

I have another (They are all coming back to me now!!) At this rate I'll be a Broadway Legend in no time.

The same teacher. Her classroom had tables instead of desks. Well, walking into calss, I went to set my stuff down on the table. (While in the middle of sitting down). As soon as my stuff hit the table, the leg fell of and the table collapsed!! Everyone around was laughing and my teacher was busting a gut. She told me to move to another table and that she'd fixt it by tomorrow. I walked into class the next day and the same thing happened!! I looked at her and politely asked her for a screwdriver to fix the table myself. A few months later she confessed to me that she unscrewed the leg on purpose and couldnt resist not fixing it to see if I'd fall for it again. It was really funny. Cruel. But funny.
~*~Fairytales do come true~*~ Keala Settle: Aloha, Sistah! It's all good...<3<3<3
#10

re: embarassing moments

I can't tell you all my most embarrassing moment because many of you are too young to hear it re: embarassing moments But I've got another for you:

In 3rd grade, I made an unwittingly racist remark to an African-American friend. We had watched Aladdin during recess earlier that day, and were both particularly amused by Iago's line to a flamingo, "Ya got a problem, Pinky?" Later, I repeated the line to her, but as it didn't seem right to me at the time to call her Pinky, I said "Ya got a problem, Brownie?" She didn't speak to me for a week, even though I didn't mean it to sound like that... *cringe*
#11

re: embarassing moments

omg... I'm very, very sorry but that's a little funny
Ways to annoy people: Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes. Ask people what gender they are,or Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
#12

re: embarassing moments

This happened 3 days ago. We were in the computer lab working on a book report. We had to find articles about "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone". I was searching through the articles and up popped "Harry Potter and the Philosiphers Stone". I looked at my friend and said "*cockily* yeah, this is a REALLY reliable article. They can't even get the title right *psh* It's 'sorcerer's' not 'philosiphers'. *psh*". She just burst out laughing, then everyone started asking what was so funny. Of course she told them. Little did I know that that was the original title, but they changed it b/c they didn't think americans would know what a philosipher was. *sigh* She's never gonna let me live it down.
~*~Fairytales do come true~*~ Keala Settle: Aloha, Sistah! It's all good...<3<3<3
#13

re: embarassing moments

lol
Ways to annoy people: Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes. Ask people what gender they are,or Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
#14

re: embarassing moments

ShbrtAlley44- oh my gosh, thats bad but... oh i'm laughing anyway.... kids say the darndest things!
"I'm a pretty girl, mama." -Penny Lou Pingleton, Hairspray
"You like football, Ed?" "Yeah..." "Good. Me too." -Chad & 'Ed', All Shook Up
#15

re: embarassing moments

I went to a reading of a new musical. It wasn't good, in my opinion. One the way down the elevator I started expressing my commnets to my companion about how unmusical was the subject, and how poorly conceived were the songs. Someone in the elevator engaged me in conversation and began debating with me, taking an opposite stance. We both held our ground and he was getting visibly upset. When we reached the ground floor the other person informed me he was the composer of the score. Ooops!

The score was still poor, and remainse so, but I learned to hold my comments until I am well away from the theatre.

P.S. This composer has yet another show opening in the near future. I still don't get it.

Updated On: 10/2/04 at 09:24 PM

#16

re: embarassing moments

We do, don't we? I still feel bad about that.
#17

re: embarassing moments

I have so many more, but don't wanna clog the thread. These are all funny...However, I know there are ppl reading these thinking "Mine is more embarassing than that" "Nah...I couldn't post it...it's too much...nah too ebarassing..." Eh suck it up!! lol
~*~Fairytales do come true~*~ Keala Settle: Aloha, Sistah! It's all good...<3<3<3
#18

re: embarassing moments

post them winokur! I can't even think of one right now, but I know I have alot.
Ways to annoy people: Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes. Ask people what gender they are,or Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
#19

re: embarassing moments

ok. i hate this story, but o well. it's not really THAT bad.

i had to perform with my dance team for a basketball game at my high school. they had just washed or waxed the floor so it was all slippery. when i went to do a piroet (i can't spell) i slipped and i fell flat onmy butt. i was so morified. i just got back up and continued the dance though.

"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon
#20

re: embarassing moments

You know what's embarassing, when in class someone will say something funny, and I'll just start laughing my haed off, but no one else will. I don't get those people. anyway, I won't be able to stop laughing, and then everyone will be like, what's so funny? shut up! and then also, I'll just be thinking of something funny that happened to me awhile ago and start laughing, and everyone will think I'm weird. SO, that's kind of embarassing.
Ways to annoy people: Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes. Ask people what gender they are,or Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
#21

re: embarassing moments

When my cousin slept over one night we stayed up until ike 5 in the morning. And after being up that long we kinda went into 'la-la' land not really aware of what we were doing. We got up the next morning to find the cam recorder on the ground and on. After recharging the battery (b/c it had gone dead) we watched what was on there. We were in stitches from laughing. We made a video tribute to that teacher i was talking about before (It was a few days before I was going to see Miss Saigon w/ her). My cousin had lipstick ALL OVER her face, and had her hair in pigtails. I had on totally weird clothes. We made a 'shrine' to her, and then made a whole bunch of stuff up as we went along. There was one point in the video that my cousin went "*Teachers name*, you make me want to use my inhaler!! *gasp*" Really funny, but embarassing stuff. There was dancing, and bloopers, and secrets revealed. If *teacher* ever saw that tape I would just die, seeing as half of the stuff isn't true lol. Reading over this you are going to think I'm obsessed w/ this person, but I'm not, I swear. But I did get accused of that, so my friends and i tend to make fun of it. But yeah, one of my friends found the tape one night she slept over. I walked into the room and she was watching it. SHe just looked at me and laughed her butt of. IT was funny. I must burn that tape *finds tape and lighter*
~*~Fairytales do come true~*~ Keala Settle: Aloha, Sistah! It's all good...<3<3<3
#22

re: embarassing moments

Just wanted to add that there were no drugs, or alcohol, or house hold cleansers involved in my previous story. Nor were any animals harmed in the making of that video. Not too harmed neways re: embarassing moments
~*~Fairytales do come true~*~ Keala Settle: Aloha, Sistah! It's all good...<3<3<3
#23

re: embarassing moments

omg lol
Ways to annoy people: Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes. Ask people what gender they are,or Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
#25

re: embarassing moments

I was flying from San Jose to Burbank and I decided since I had a small bag, I would to hand carry it on the plane. Always believing in good dental hygiene, I packed my batterry operated toothbrush. Security decided to hand search my bag. The toothbrush was in a toiletry bag and was not visible. Security was feeling the contents when the toothbrush went off with a loud " vibrating" sound. The security agent { a male } thought I had a sex toy in there! He was blushing and apologizing and said quitetly to me that I could turn it off to avoid any further embarassment. You should have seen his face blush even more when I took out the toothbrush! Its the only way to fly.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

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