happy birthday, papa

#1

happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 6:17am

to the big daddy of sexy, hot, straight, republican, lushes we wish you a happy birthday and all the "trimmings". now come and get it, daddy. i think i can squeeze you in around 2 pm. i had a cancellation. if you can't make it you can take a rain check, but just make sure SOMEONE takes care of you like you deserve.
have a great day!

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PEACE.

#2

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 7:21am

Hehehe. Sueleen gonna squeeeeeeeze him in? Hehehe.

Happy birthday, mista. You finally ARE the dirty OLD man you always wanted to be.

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#3

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 7:32am

Happy Birthday, Papa!

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#4

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 8:14am

Happy birthday papa!

Many happy returns!

Wish you were around more often.

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....but the world goes 'round

#5

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Posted: 12/3/09 at 8:19am

Have a great birthday!

#6

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Posted: 12/3/09 at 8:28am

why thanks, all. i'm touched...in the head! love you all truly, madly and deeply.

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#7

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 8:30am

A very hippo birdies!

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#8

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 8:41am

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#9

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 9:02am

"clink"

Cheers.

#10

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 9:03am

Happy Brithday my friend. I will give you a Birthday squeeze the next time I see you. I know you love a Boobs squeeze
Enjoy YOUR day!!!

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#11

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 9:03am

Happy, happy birthday, Papi!

Taz is right. You need to start coming around more often.

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#12

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 9:11am

Be careful, though, what you're coming around.

And don't worry too much about making it more often.

We understand you're old now.

#13

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 9:17am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

We have to celebrate!
Wishing you a spectacular year and I hope all of your wishses come true!

XO

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#14

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 9:24am

Happy Birthday!

#15

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Posted: 12/3/09 at 10:08am

Happy Birthday Papa - you are one of the people I truly enjoy agreeing to disagree with.

May this be a year full of much love and success for you and yours.

#16

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Posted: 12/3/09 at 10:10am

Happy 40th, old man!

MOIST!

#17

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 10:34am

Updated On: 12/3/09 at 10:34 AM

#18

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 10:34am

Happy, happy, indeed!

#19

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Posted: 12/3/09 at 10:47am

To celebrate the day you were ejected from your mother's womb in a rush of excruciating pain and a concoction of bodily fluids that should not be seen by human eyes, I believe it is appropriate to resort to that timeless birthday classic tradition.

Come here and get your spanking.

Hope you have a wonderful day, papa!

Kisses!
Matt

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#20

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 10:51am

Tess says Happy Birthday!

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#21

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 11:01am

Happiest of birthday my dearest Papa!!!!!!

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#22

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 11:15am

I wrote and deleted three messages already--a very good sign.

But I'll settle for saying happy birthday. May it be the beginning of a wonderful year for you.

#23

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 11:17am

To the only straight man I'd let get near "the girls". Albeit with a 10-foot pole, but still pretty close....Happy Birfday Papa!!!!

XOXO
Tofu

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Updated On: 12/3/09 at 11:17 AM

#24

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 11:29am

I hear papa's pole is 11 feet!

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#25

re: happy birthday, papa

Posted: 12/3/09 at 11:34am

Oh for the love of god, I walked right into that one didn't I?!

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"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed