Mike Huckabee: (clip) I'm pretty sure there will be duck hunting in heaven, and I can't wait.
Jon Stewart: Governor Huckabee, are you saying our heaven is duck hell? Is there any place a duck can go to not get shot?
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
Updated On: 12/28/07 at 12:06 PM