i have a massive hetero crush on goerge w.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 11:40am

i can't really say for sure what it is about him that attracts me, but it's for sure that i'm head over heels for him. maybe it's that laugh or the way he fumbles nucular on sucha regular basis, but i am smitten. c'mon now, i can't be the only one here that feels this way can i? it's ok, you can admit it, we're all friends here.

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 11:42am

OK. I'll admit it.

I'd love to bend him over a chair and plow him till his eyeballs whizzed like a Vegas slot-machine.

[orion59]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 11:48am

I guess I can admit it too. After all, they say the first step to recovery is admitting teh problem. Here goes....My name is Orion and I love Bush.

I can't help it, there's just something about a dumb frat boy that gets to me, even when he's all grown up. They grow up but, they never outgrow the dumb. It's endearing

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 11:49am

see, now this is progress...thank god that there are threads like this that allow people to open up about such ugly topics.

[orion59]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 11:55am

Yeah, I've been carrying around that dirty little secret for so long, enduring the feelings of guilt and shame, it feels good to finally come out to someone. I've known for a while that inwas a closeted, republican Bush lover but was afraid to tell anyone. Now I realize that I am still a good and worthy person deserving of love and respect. I will say it loud and proud, I want a nucular family of my own.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 12:16pm

"i have a massive hetero crush on goerge w."

papa, you've finally managed to gross me out

Updated On: 2/25/04 at 12:16 PM

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 12:17pm

well it took long enough, sheesh. i thought i might have to resort to ritual sacrifice!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 3:51pm

It's good that it's a hetero crush. Otherwise, how would he recognize it?

*ba-dum ching*

Get it?

"Recognize"? As in legally?

tee hee

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 3:59pm

somebody give that man a rimshot!

[ErikJ972]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 7:43pm

A rimshot...hmmm....and all this time I thought you had a hetero crush on me papa.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 7:56pm

I have never hid the fact that I find George W. Bush to be physically attractive. However, I don't there'd be much in the way of pillow talk with us! By his own admission, he's not very good at "conversationing".

[shermanslave]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 8:03pm

I cannot even play this game. it is just too too nasty to imagine.

[Auggie27]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 8:34pm

I'm still shaking, in particular, over MasterLcZ's post, Sherman. And since I've met the formidable Master in person, I can even picture the startling deed he is proposing. I don't think I'll ever shake the image ... of the state of their union.

Updated On: 2/25/04 at 08:34 PM

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 11:28pm

erik, i can have hetero crushes on more than one person, but i'd call yours a man crush. i'm not sure what the difference is, but i thought you'd appreciate my differentiating you and gw, laka dat.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 8:48am

Ya know, papa, I thought this thread title might read easier the next day, but not so. It still has the power....

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 10:44am

and ... I am still vomiting!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 12:46pm

I heard that a middle-aged Southern Baptist Republican woman died of a heart attack reading this thread.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 12:55pm

hahaha

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 12:58pm

whew! i thought sure he was talking about you, iflit!

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 1:27pm

HAHAHAHAHA. Close, but no cigar.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 1:30pm

ciagrs? please can we leave bubba out of this for once? i hate that people always have to drag that up. can't a man season his cigar in his office without the world having to make comment on it?

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 2:06pm

What's the Kipling quote? "A woman is only a woman. But a good cigar is a SMOKE."

Okay. The plumber just left, I'm $250 poorer but at least my toilet flushes, and hey, it's too late to go to work. SO I am off to see Mel's cheery little number. Pray for my health. If a middle aged woman in Jersey bites the dust during the 3:20 showing, don't be looking for future posts from me...

Updated On: 2/26/04 at 02:06 PM

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 4:12pm

Get a huge bag of M&Ms, Iflit.

Chocolate takes ones mind off everything, even flagellation!

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 6:13pm

I went with the red licorice, Master..thought I'd keep my snack color-coordinated to the movie. And since I actually prefer chocolate, I thought the element of self-denial lent the decision a nice thematic touch. I can also happily report that I suffered no coronary events during the show. I *did* however want to slap the woman sitting behind me. She started sniffeling already in Gethsemene, and was whole-hog wailing by the time they started flogging Him. I wanted to turn around and say "Jesus Christ, get a freakin' grip.", but I thought that, under the circumstances, it might be perceived as un-Christian behavior.

Updated On: 2/27/04 at 06:13 PM

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 6:49pm

So, Mrs. Lincoln....