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i have a massive hetero crush on goerge w.

i can't really say for sure what it is about him that attracts me, but it's for sure that i'm head over heels for him. maybe it's that laugh or the way he fumbles nucular on sucha regular basis, but i am smitten. c'mon now, i can't be the only one here that feels this way can i? it's ok, you can admit it, we're all friends here.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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OK. I'll admit it.

I'd love to bend him over a chair and plow him till his eyeballs whizzed like a Vegas slot-machine.

re: i have a massive hetero crush on goerge w.
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"
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I guess I can admit it too. After all, they say the first step to recovery is admitting teh problem. Here goes....My name is Orion and I love Bush.

I can't help it, there's just something about a dumb frat boy that gets to me, even when he's all grown up. They grow up but, they never outgrow the dumb. It's endearing
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see, now this is progress...thank god that there are threads like this that allow people to open up about such ugly topics.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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Yeah, I've been carrying around that dirty little secret for so long, enduring the feelings of guilt and shame, it feels good to finally come out to someone. I've known for a while that inwas a closeted, republican Bush lover but was afraid to tell anyone. Now I realize that I am still a good and worthy person deserving of love and respect. I will say it loud and proud, I want a nucular family of my own.
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"i have a massive hetero crush on goerge w."

papa, you've finally managed to gross me out re: re: re: re: re: i have a massive hetero crush on goerge w.
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

Updated On: 2/25/04 at 12:16 PM

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well it took long enough, sheesh. i thought i might have to resort to ritual sacrifice!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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somebody give that man a rimshot!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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I'm still shaking, in particular, over MasterLcZ's post, Sherman. And since I've met the formidable Master in person, I can even picture the startling deed he is proposing. I don't think I'll ever shake the image ... of the state of their union.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling

Updated On: 2/25/04 at 08:34 PM

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erik, i can have hetero crushes on more than one person, but i'd call yours a man crush. i'm not sure what the difference is, but i thought you'd appreciate my differentiating you and gw, laka dat.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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whew! i thought sure he was talking about you, iflit! re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: i h
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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ciagrs? please can we leave bubba out of this for once? i hate that people always have to drag that up. can't a man season his cigar in his office without the world having to make comment on it?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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What's the Kipling quote? "A woman is only a woman. But a good cigar is a SMOKE."

Okay. The plumber just left, I'm $250 poorer but at least my toilet flushes, and hey, it's too late to go to work. SO I am off to see Mel's cheery little number. Pray for my health. If a middle aged woman in Jersey bites the dust during the 3:20 showing, don't be looking for future posts from me...
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

Updated On: 2/26/04 at 02:06 PM

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I went with the red licorice, Master..thought I'd keep my snack color-coordinated to the movie. And since I actually prefer chocolate, I thought the element of self-denial lent the decision a nice thematic touch. I can also happily report that I suffered no coronary events during the show. I *did* however want to slap the woman sitting behind me. She started sniffeling already in Gethsemene, and was whole-hog wailing by the time they started flogging Him. I wanted to turn around and say "Jesus Christ, get a freakin' grip.", but I thought that, under the circumstances, it might be perceived as un-Christian behavior.
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

Updated On: 2/27/04 at 06:13 PM

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