italian confession
italian confession
#0italian confession
Posted: 1/26/06 at 4:29pm
ITALIAN BOY CONFESSION
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a
loose woman. The priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
Yes, Father it is.
And who was the woman you were with?
I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
reputation.
Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or
later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say.
Was it Teresa Volpe?
I'll never tell.
Was it Nina Capeli?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped Johnny
Parisi and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church
services for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
whispers,
What'd you get?
Four months vacation and five good leads.
Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
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"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#1re: italian confession
Posted: 1/26/06 at 4:33pmHaha! That's wonderful Abba...and very true. Ah - to be young and Catholic.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#2re: italian confession
Posted: 1/26/06 at 4:34pmAbba that was great!!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
Mythus
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#3re: italian confession
Posted: 1/26/06 at 4:36pmIt's really sad that the first thing I thought was "Woo! Johnny and I are related!"
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