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#1

lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Posted: 4/23/08 at 10:10am

no, it's not a joke. at. all.

at least until someone finds out different.
reuters
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#3

re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Posted: 4/23/08 at 10:29am

clearly the congo has never heard of
king missile
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#5

re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Posted: 4/23/08 at 1:50pm

not everyone's hung like a gnat as you are, fenfen.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#6

re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Posted: 4/23/08 at 6:00pm

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

There's a Crucible joke in here somewhere. I just don't know how to use it without offending someone.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#8

re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Posted: 4/25/08 at 3:40pm

everytime i hear "congolese" i hear warren zevon's classic
roland the headless thompson gunner
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#9

re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Posted: 4/25/08 at 4:26pm

There's a headless penis thief joke in here somewhere. I just don't know how to use it without offending someone.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#10

re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Posted: 4/26/08 at 3:34pm

Penis snatching?!


Oh My!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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