lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
#1lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 10:10am
no, it's not a joke. at. all.
at least until someone finds out different.
reuters
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#2re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 10:26amCan you blame them for panicking? Someone steals my Penis and I'm going AFTER them!
#2re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 10:29am
clearly the congo has never heard of
king missile
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
BkCollector
Broadway Star Joined: 2/6/08
#3re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 1:40pm
"Can you blame them for panicking? Someone steals my Penis and I'm going AFTER them!"
You're gonna go after them for petty theft? Hrm.
#4re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 1:50pmnot everyone's hung like a gnat as you are, fenfen.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#5re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 6:00pm
"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.
There's a Crucible joke in here somewhere. I just don't know how to use it without offending someone.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#6re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/25/08 at 3:37pmCongolese officials announced today that the penis-stealing ring has been broken, resulting in 13 arrests. 13 arrests!
#7re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/25/08 at 3:40pm
everytime i hear "congolese" i hear warren zevon's classic
roland the headless thompson gunner
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#8re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/25/08 at 4:26pmThere's a headless penis thief joke in here somewhere. I just don't know how to use it without offending someone.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#9re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/26/08 at 3:34pm
Penis snatching?!
Oh My!
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