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lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital

lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital

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papalovesmambo
#1lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 10:10am

no, it's not a joke. at. all.

at least until someone finds out different.
reuters


r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

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#2re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 10:26am

Can you blame them for panicking? Someone steals my Penis and I'm going AFTER them!

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papalovesmambo
#2re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 10:29am

clearly the congo has never heard of
king missile


r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

BkCollector
#3re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 1:40pm

"Can you blame them for panicking? Someone steals my Penis and I'm going AFTER them!"

You're gonna go after them for petty theft? Hrm.

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papalovesmambo
#4re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 1:50pm

not everyone's hung like a gnat as you are, fenfen.


r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

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Mister Matt
#5re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 6:00pm

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

There's a Crucible joke in here somewhere. I just don't know how to use it without offending someone.


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

Unknown User
#6re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/25/08 at 3:37pm

Congolese officials announced today that the penis-stealing ring has been broken, resulting in 13 arrests. 13 arrests!

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papalovesmambo
#7re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/25/08 at 3:40pm

everytime i hear "congolese" i hear warren zevon's classic
roland the headless thompson gunner


r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

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Mister Matt
#8re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/25/08 at 4:26pm

There's a headless penis thief joke in here somewhere. I just don't know how to use it without offending someone.


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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TheatreDiva90016
#9re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/26/08 at 3:34pm

Penis snatching?!


Oh My!


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