lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
#1lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 10:10am
no, it's not a joke. at. all.
at least until someone finds out different.
reuters
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#2re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 10:26amCan you blame them for panicking? Someone steals my Penis and I'm going AFTER them!
#2re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 10:29am
clearly the congo has never heard of
king missile
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
BkCollector
Broadway Star Joined: 2/6/08
#3re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 1:40pm
"Can you blame them for panicking? Someone steals my Penis and I'm going AFTER them!"
You're gonna go after them for petty theft? Hrm.
#4re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 1:50pmnot everyone's hung like a gnat as you are, fenfen.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#5re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/23/08 at 6:00pm
"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.
There's a Crucible joke in here somewhere. I just don't know how to use it without offending someone.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#6re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/25/08 at 3:37pmCongolese officials announced today that the penis-stealing ring has been broken, resulting in 13 arrests. 13 arrests!
#7re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/25/08 at 3:40pm
everytime i hear "congolese" i hear warren zevon's classic
roland the headless thompson gunner
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#8re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/25/08 at 4:26pmThere's a headless penis thief joke in here somewhere. I just don't know how to use it without offending someone.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#9re: lynchings in congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Posted: 4/26/08 at 3:34pm
Penis snatching?!
Oh My!
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