male solos

Ok so i know this gets asked ALL the time but i'm in a little need... I need to find something by next monday... but i know what i want to do. I'm a baritone/tenor 2 and i'm looking for something comedic. I like stuff that's more modern because it matches my voice better. I also don't want something with dance, i won't have time to make some choreography... but anyway ANY help AT ALL is GREATLY appreciated!!! thanks so much for those that take time to look at this!